Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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shit_happens101 0
Telling you right now, some of them lied. At least some, if not most. Don't feel bad about it; now they get to learn it's not shameful to not have kissed a guy.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Ydi fo being ugly
BadLuckTuck 0
I hate that game with a passion. I kinda know how you feel (I'm almost 15 though).
Amortifiedperson 0
I have to say I'm a few years younger than you but still older than those girls and I haven't kissed a guy either when I told this to a few girls at my school they looked a me like I had a second head... but I don't plan on kissing a guy anytime soon.
C2Ultima 0
They were probably lying.
vioh 0
my thoughts exactly. OP, you're just mature enough to be honest about it. xD
grimeysly 0
come over to my house. i'll kiss u. muah.. there u go.
LittleGigiK 0
I'm fifteen and I have never been kissed. Where I'm from, kids don't date. They focus on getting good grades instead.
stich_is_love89 0
Prolly nothing i'm saying is original, but seriously DON'T feel bad. I'm 19, and I didn't get my first kiss til I had been 18 for a few months. I was a freshman in college before I had my first kiss! All of high school I was wondering what in the world was wrong with me, etc., but it turned out i just hadn't met any of the right guys. Once I started meeting other ones, surprise surprise, the problem WASN'T on my end and boys thought i was cute and worth dating and kissing! So don't worry, it'll happen. It's worth the wait anyway. I can't imagine kissing at 12. It's just messed up... kids these days... my current boyfriend had sex when he was 14. SO not ok. So just don't worry about it, you're better off than those 12-year-olds, and just like me it will work out! P.S. My sister is 22 1/2 and hasn't been kissed yet!
GreatChild 0
Wow, I feel like a total dick now, being depressed about not kissing or having a relationship that lasts more than a week. I'm just 15. If all my other friends weren't doing so right now, I probably wouldn't even care. Thanks for setting me straight :] Don't worry, it's only a matter of time. And for all those who've lost their virginity at 14, I know a couple of people like that, and believe me, they are some serious ****-ups.
ivals 3
screw this, they probably mean a little kiss on the cheek.what the big deal?