Bad omen
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you'll have something to talk about on your date. Ask him lots of questions about his wife.
mike3775 39
Shouldn’t that have read “ Today, I found out the man I was supposed to have a date with next week is married. FML
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least you'll have something to talk about on your date. Ask him lots of questions about his wife.
mike3775 39
Shouldn’t that have read “ Today, I found out the man I was supposed to have a date with next week is married. FML
wysegirl 24
I mean you found out before the date so you can cancel it.. Its better before than after.
wrenavery90 12
Oh for heavens sake. You haven't even gone out with him yet so how can it be that upsetting? I think you definitely dodged a bullet. You found out early.
DevoutOccamist 12
sweetie, that's half a story. tell us why you're keeping the date.
Sinshine 28
This needs more information. Is he in an active marriage or is he simply still married but broken up and possibly in divorce proceedings or what?