Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my 11 year-old's best friend, who is two months older than her, is also her sister. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
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ashiezorz 2
Maybe it was just 'I love you for tutoring me 'cuz I just aced that test' or something?
hornetchik 0
Prepare for comments suggesting you DID actually do something weird.
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Comments (83)
monkey2 0
i'm gonna be like all those people with no life and say FIRST
iamsam2 3
im gonna be like the ppl with no life and repy to first comment
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I'm gonna be like all those smart people and give you guys a thumbs down.
I_am_stupid_also 6
threesome!
JenDanielle917 13
I love how you said threesome & have a pic of a crying baby, its like your saying have a threesome & youll end upp with a baby :)
Fisshie 0
hahaha
brianjman14 23
that's.... awkward......
hornetchik 0
Prepare for comments suggesting you DID actually do something weird.
kxs401 0
I see them already!
alexandraa_fml 0
"Come on lil' johnny.. come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
kikiwi_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How is this guy getting 'fyl's' when he admits to torturing the kid for a year, this was an act of revenge. OP deserves it.
sarahhanlen 11
He said tutored not tortured... Learn to read better
RoyalAzure 8
I think he's implying that tutoring the kid is a form of torture.
getreadysetfml 0
you have a life it's called a lowlife
jonny2x4 0
"Now, using this doll, can you please show the court where exactly he touched you?" You're not aspiring to be a Catholic priest , are you?
nazooer 11
blame pedobear.
Mmbop 0
so uhm what did you "tutor" him in?
kjklopu 1
Sex ed
Moeey 0
Your a nazooer