Today, I was helping my friend with her little sister's birthday party. We were playing a game where you get up and switch seats if you've done a certain thing. One girl said to switch if you've kissed a boy. I watched as 18 12-year-olds switched seats with each other. I stayed sitting. I'm 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my best friend's birthday party. After about 15 minutes, I noticed a girl, possibly one of his sister's friends, wearing the same shirt as me. I'm a 23 year-old bloke. She didn't look a day over 14. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML
Today, I went to a party. No one there was under 60. I'm 16 and it was the only party I've been to all year. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
Aww, you're just waiting for a good person to come along. =) Don't worry, your life's not f*****.
falleninlove21 0
thats really not so bad...i have a friend thats 22 that hasn't kissed a boy. dont think of it as a bad thing...she doesn't. the right guy just hasn't come along yet :) a first kiss should be special
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jdawg777 0
Why didnt you lie??? That was probably really embarrassing..
DJ375 0
Nothing wrong with waiting.. you go girl!!
DeathShad0 1
Eh, don't read so much into it. It's not that big of a deal. And besides, loves waaaay to damn overrated anyways. EVERYONE thinks they need it, and if they don't have it they'll absolutely DIE. I'm 16 btw, and never once kissed a girl. And yes...I'm straight. lol
brunettebabex3 0
I didn't have my first kiss or boyfriend until I was 16, I waited until I felt I really liked him and it would mean something and now even though we're not together anymore my first kiss is still a cute story, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
epicfail13337 4
There shouldn't be anything wrong with not having been kissed by 17, but it seems like it because of all the younger girls who are getting many boyfriends/laid at a younger age. I'm 16 and never been kissed, but it's not like guys haven't tried. I just didn't like them enough. They weren't dorks either, they were well liked, well made atheletes, just not for me.
MoobyTheCow 2
Don't worry, most of those 12 year olds were lying to impress their friends. You could have lied too.
Ms_Thingie 0
I know a girl who is 7 and she had sex with 2 guys !!!!!¡ shocking, right????¿¿ OP: don't worry they porbably just thought it was like a tiny kisss I kissed a guy on the lips but never made out or anything just a peck on the lips and I'm 12
lissygirl 0
Hahahahaha oh my gosh hahaha
zach5 0
Maybe the kids were lieing...
plexico 4
Your problem is your surrounded by 12-year-old ******! If you lived in a normal place, 15 of the 18 girls would have switched because they count their dads!