Today, I went to my BFF's 16th birthday party. As I arrived, a VERY cute (and familiar looking) boy said to me, "You look hot! Wanna kiss?" I've made out at parties before so I agreed. As we did, I recognized my pal as a slightly butch, if pretty, GIRL I know. Worst part - her kisses are better than my boyfriend's. Am I gay now? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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Rake 18
you can be gay or bi or straight. But if you kiss someone else while you have a bf/gf behind their back, you are an ass.
sarsuela 29
Has your boyfriend agreed to you kissing other people? Does labeling yourself straight/bi/gay improve your life?
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sarsuela 29
Has your boyfriend agreed to you kissing other people? Does labeling yourself straight/bi/gay improve your life?
Lost Reggie 22
You deserve to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how. Love is love, so explore what you want and who you want it from.
Rake 18
you can be gay or bi or straight. But if you kiss someone else while you have a bf/gf behind their back, you are an ass.
maverick83 15
So cheating on your partner is a minor footnote in this incident? I don't know what your sexuality is, but you're a self-absorbed ass.
Yudith 28
Talk to your boyfriend about this incident. If anything, he might enthousiastically agree to become a throuple with the girl and you.
ninithel 21
No idea whether you're gay or any other sexuality. What you most likely are however is a cheat and also quite possibly a moron.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Forget the gender of the person... you're in a relationship and started making out with someone else. Whether you're gay, bi, or straight, you're a cheater and that's bad for all orientations.