Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
YDIForSure 0
This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?
taterpotatotots 0
I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (110)
sayhello_fml 0
HAHA.
rainbowpower 0
what kind of sick community do you live in that has neighborhood meetings.
girandwogpig 0
Goddamit don't just reply to #1 so you can be on top. It makes you look like a dick.
justanotherpersn 0
This is completely fake, go to the last page of FML (334) and you'll find THIS EXACT FML, BY THE EXACT SAME PERSON. I know you want to make people laugh, but realism and non-repeats please?
oinkimnicole 0
No, the server is having a problem. Because if you go to page 334, and you look at the date of that FML, you see that it's the same date as today. Maybe you should check all the details before making accusations, ********.
musicgirl84 0
Oh please. FAKE. This Happened to Frank in EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Haha. Fraaaank. x)
poopy910 8
whoa... your right thats weird lol
lovemyfml 0
It also happened to Phil in Kath&Kim! I hate when people make stuff up on FML and it's obviously fake. YDI for being a douchenozzle and stealing off of TV shows
shamille 5
this is what I want to know. I would not go to them. Hell, they're lucky you weren't frolicking nude in knee-high grass.
heder_sessa 0
First of all there is no reason the bash someone because of a story they have decided to entertain you with; you should be thrilled while being respectful. Oh and by the way, if you are able to state the page number... you need to rethink your comments... respectfully! :)
beethoven_fml 0
maybe they were jealous
beethoven_fml 0
I don't see why it matters if people take stuff off TV shows. Identity isn't important when it comes to FMLs, it's just something that happened to someone somewhere.
bskballa92 0
It also happened to Apu on the Simpsons
MsTs1 0
what kind of sick community do you live in that has neighborhood meetings.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
that's weird
Hockeymaniac 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
U a girl or guy?
duct_tape_zombie 0
It says "Embarrasedguy" is the author, so I'd assume they're male.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
it also saids man right next to that
RJB 0
I dont get Bathrobes, what the hell were u wearing to sleep nothing? Whats the FML? I was seen naked by whole block?
aaaaa12345_fml 0
sleeping naked is the best way to sleep
Finnboghi 0
Only a fool sleeps with something on. And the FML is that he's now going to appear on the sex offender list and his future is essentially over, because this event will stop him doing nearly anything. Feminism has done such great things for the world, eh?
drano 0
Sleeping naked is comfortable during this hot weather, especially if you're trying to save money by not turning on the A.C. And idk what kind of bathrobe the OP was wearing, because even if it(mine) comes undone, while leaning over no less, not much is revealed unless your whole street was standing in front of you
kimfosho 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I should just put FIRST to piss everyone off, hahahaha
XvxvX 0
why would you wear something that is likely to fall off where people could see you?! People are idiots... Ydi
offtimeguitarist 0
LOL
do_u_love_me 0
Wow dude ahahahah
vitch 0
Were they bothered by your nudity? Wow. People are stupid.
danielbudzynski 0
Haha did people honk
jenkins56 5
Whether this really is an FML depends on whether or not they liked what they saw ;) The whole street will be going 'And did you see the size of his...!!!!'. Is this good or bad? I suppose that since you decided to post the story on here, we have our answer =D
redbluegreen 41
Exactly my thoughts. :D