Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML
Today, my coworker sent an email to the whole company asking us to fill in a survey. I've been secretly seeing her for two months, so I responded with "sure thing baby, and by the way I ran out of condoms, can you bring more for tonight?" I accidentally hit reply all. FML
Today, I was writing a very important email to my college professor. I went upstairs for something and came back down to send it. I later asked him today why he hadn't responded, to which he said, "I'm flattered… but can't." My roommate had added "love you xxx" at the end of the email. FML
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Orgazm0 0
You never know things might go well and she might say "sure". :P
Lonely_Lez 0
Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D
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Phillyphan 0
FYL and first?
chaosmint 0
I am happy for you being first. I think you were lucky to be the first poster and I give you a round of applause.
ithedarkone 0
I found it appropriate. Should make her wear them and grade it. yea yea that A deserves an A. Spank!!!!
chaosmint 0
I am NOT, however, happy for YOU ithedarkone for abusing the system by replying to the first comment just so you can be near the top of the list. You comment should be a reply to the original comment, which it obviously is not. You are on the list. Congratulations.
ithedarkone 0
wow who are you like i watch the comments and snitch on people Committee... I originally was going to respond to the guy at the top but i changed my mine because whats the point people still going to do it anyway and wrote something else. But I guess there are people like you with no lives and nothing better to do. Go ahead big deal lmfao I'm so scared what a lame.
chaosmint 0
Nah, I'm just part of the "watch the reactions of people when you snitch on them" committee.
blargity 0
#30, thats probably what most people on here think but without that logic, we could probably significantly reduce the amount of people replying to the first comment on fml's to be near the top why would you assume that he has no life if the interval between when he sent those comments was only a few minutes and yours was approximately 30 minutes after his reply to you? this is a very kinky fml
chaosmint 0
Was that a zing on me with the whole "have no life thing"? I'm confused.
Crash92 0
freudian slip?
silly0421 0
good For yoU
A83_fml 18
Today, I've learned a new way of finding out if someone's into you, at the expense of someone else. MLIA
phreshboi 1
lol I thought at first the whole sentence was a typo, like a cut and paste deal.lol I fail
SaintJimmy 0
I'm sure she knows what you meant.
carbootsoul 0
i like how you assume it's a she...
FFPianoDude 2
Now that I look at it again, it doesn't say the teacher is a female. LOL.
Duckasaurus 0
YDI for being a *****.
brutallyhonest24 0
thats not much of a fml, she can probably tell that i is next to o, the bigger fml on the otherhand is if she goes to this website and notices a link between this and the email
cRothabeast 0
who in this day and age does not understand typos happen?
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
More people than you would think.
MissBoo111 21
how the heck is she a ***** she had to discuss things with her teacher and she missed the key and accidentally put thongs instead of things
Orgazm0 0
You never know things might go well and she might say "sure". :P
hkguy 0
Right - it's the perfect cover - if she reacts badly, just say "sorry, the I and O are right next to each other" - and if she's got any humour in her whatsoever, she'll find it funny and you can go on from there!
jldavidson34 0
yeah talking about thongs doesnt really make sense so he probably didn't care
B4SK3TB4IL 0
ahahahaha
DevineLegacy 0
i'm pretty sure your teacher knew what you meant...hopefully
Lonely_Lez 0
Gmail! There's an undo function now. :D
juzt 0
Lifesaver.
Zoa_fml 0
Your hand "slipped" OR your finger hit the wrong key, you didn't proof read and then you sent an email with a typo in it?
chaosmint 0
I doubt that you proofread every email you sent. This wasn't a very important email, so I can understand accidentally having typos. He just picked the wrong word to typo.
Dahlia_F 0
His name is Robert Paulson.
tenkenshi 2
He couldn't proofread because he hit the send key by accident. I suppose you can proofread but your reading comprehension sucks.
NeatNit 33
109, where does it say that? It's obvious from the wording that what really happened is OP pressed send INTENTIONALLY without proofreading. Also, how the hell did this FML get more FYL than YDI? Proofreading is law and all who break it must root in hell!!
fivetimeslonger 24
I proofread all of my emails. Very carefully if it's to a professor or someone important. It only takes a second (especially with such a short message) and can save you from embarrassment.
evilbrent 0
gmail has an unsend feature
i_am_batman_fml 0
at least it wasn't a creepy old guy teacher
J3553ROCKS 0
You guys, it could of been a female teacher. and what did you mean? What you were trying to say that wasnt thongs?
romaunts 0
Probably 'things'.
BeeSkwaird 0
of?
jenga10284739823 0
humorizer 14
43 makes an irrefutable point!