Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
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Top comments
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
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Comments (168)
Lexi_Ray 5
were they atleast shaved lol
nigrice 0
If they were sticking out... Obviously not?
Lexi_Ray 5
I just remembered what pubes are, damnit T.T
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lexi Ray mistakes were made
quickdog93 4
I laughed out loud at that
enonymous 9
What did you mistake pubes for? That you shave...
cheyenne19 0
how dumb do you have to be to say " were they at least shaved" and then say you just remembered what they were? smh.
Keyman1212 14
Bullshit. You knew what they were. How do you not know what pubes were, but you knew they should have been shaved??? Take a ******* lap. In fact, continue to take laps until I'm tired.
MaCOOLiT 5
28: why do you have to be a dick about it? How bout realizing that she's 16, from sweden and that they probably call it something else. Quit picking on girls!
hatesfate 6
38- because at 16 if she is as brain dead to ask if they were shaved or not (obviously knowing what pubes are) but not realizing the stupidity of the question in relation to the fml she deserved to be called out on it... This isn't my little pony online. If you're going to ask a stupid question don't expect others to treat you as if you need a helmet and drool rag...
fruityloopz 4
i don't see any reason to act like an ass hole over a little mistake. people say stupid things all the time! doesn't mean people have to shit on your face over it.
HappyPickles 11
Hey Lexi, don't worry about the negative comments - it's a bit too easy on the net to fire off criticism before thinking about it - I should know, I've done it myself... Cheers!
PoeSlayer 0
I'm thinking maybe she thought it was the actual penis or ******? Which isn't that big of a mistake, so chill.
tylersign 11
Um you guys are all dumbasses. She thought he was talking about his ballsack, so she asked if it was shaved, then realized. So back the hell off xD
kkmwong 11
28 is hot lol
alone_unafraid 0
Wow bro, time to shave that mess.
lawl_pwnd 0
to the keyman guy your a ******* grade a piece of shit. nuff said
Lexi_Ray 5
exactly Tyler, thanks xD
gojira666 7
Wow. Thats a huge bush dude.
Keyman1212 14
I've never seen so many people defend stupidity before. Congrats on scoring points with someone you'll never meet, through the Internet. Makes you look like a real gentleman.
anencephalic 14
Since her native language isn't English one could've had understanding if it weren't for the fact that the Swedish word for pubic hair is pubishår.
6joe9 0
#79 we'll never meet you either so why should we defend you ?
tsume24 3
keyman1212: just because your mommy didn't pay enough attention to you when you were little doesn't mean you should be a total douche. kindness ALWAYS makes you look like a good person, especially when it's directed at strangers. you should try it sometime.
Kntrymama 8
Yeah you should try it. Js
GardeningHoes 0
79- You don't have many friends, do you? Because you seem like someone I wouldn't want to be around.
patacus 14
On the bright side, look how much attention that comment got you!
evanmiester 4
keyman1212 wins
kelsey_katie 17
Why so rude to Keyman1212?!? He didn't do anything. He might have been hating, but, he wasn't doing it rudely.
kitty_f 3
well shes from Sweden so maybe English is not her first language ! . it happens
blondieblue33 2
Well, your comments make you look like a real asshole...so, internet or not, Tyler wins.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Oh no, 28 is gonna have a bf...
isaidexcuseme 0
110 bro, hating is rude
kelsey_katie 17
128, not nessisarily. It depends on how you state it.
schaflava 0
Wow you should all shut the **** up.
tylersign 11
So much hate, so little time...
Tonje__Langeteig 0
#28. I hate your comment . AND your bio is ******* stupid . I think you should take off women as ur likes because no women likes a man that's acts and seems like an asshole and for your information . CALIFORNIA IS THE BEST STATE YOU HOE
bleepbloopthis 0
Lol
Insane_Tea 15
This is one of the longest comment chain I have seen regarding shaved pubes. It is strange that I have actually seen longer.
z620 0
38, if she's a 16 year old girl from Sweeden, they call it floss. Giggity
MissNicky_fml 0
Guys chill. we all need to stop being rude to each other Lexi Ray made a mistake! no need for some of you to be hating.
noidea06 7
110- How can hating be non-rudely. "Excuse me I'm so sorry but you're a huge bitch. Have a great day!"
tegraturbo2000 15
159 thats to funny
anormalperson 25
How the hell do you forget what pubes are?
perfectT_fml 0
Shave and or trim :/
sxe_beast 11
Or wear underwear.
jisaac09 25
Just guessing but i think they were showing through the top. So maybe he should just have worn a belt. That way he can still let it hang but not be nasty about it.
Jdeluxh 12
120- I saw that once on my female teacher.
babybrunette128 8
SHAVE THEM PUBES! Or trim them... Whatever floats your boat..
Mell18 0
shave that shit bushman
beebeeL 1
Lolololol
faithxoxox 1
It looks like Osama bin Ladin's beard, dude.
enormouselephant 15
How short did your shorts have to be..? Or how long were your pubes?!
kiffen 0
got underwear?
rexgar2000 10
that's what I'm saying. he was prob free balling
KennKenn 0
Why were they looking at your trousers in the first place?
Dennisse_47 17
Well I'm sure that pubes sticking out of someone's trousers is pretty noticeable and will draw attention to that area. Like in "Austin Powers" and the guy with the huge mole, you can't help but look at it, even if you don't mean to. But hey I'm just taking a guess here...
hairguitarhero 5
Moley moley moley moley moley moley!!!!
cardinallove 11
oh my gosh, that's horrifying! hopefully you'll trim from now on, because if your pubes were that long you need to tame that thing! I'm sorry that happened though :
mrahhhhh 21
YDI for hiding Afroman in your trousers. You shouldn't neglect that hairline.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Lol @ trousers
lysx84 24
???
Enslaved 38
I already knew the OP was from the UK before looking because he used the word trousers.(:
StoryOfTheYear 15
Sorry, in the USA trousers is almost a "dead" word in some areas. This is the first time that I've heard it in years. And yah lol, I love those kind of FMLs @enslaved
jaywalton_4 10
either that or they're hiding Whoopi Goldberg in their "trousers"
midgetMANjay 7
no. have a burger. love, england.
StoryOfTheYear 15
America is only the fattest country in the world because we're the only country that can afford it.
bubblekitty 1
Meanwhile in London people stare at other people's pubes
Commander223 9
I wonder what the person said. "HEY LOOK!! SammyLads PUBES ARE HANGING OUT!!"
exotica_fml 6
your profile pic makes me LOL for some reason :D