wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
bntilley 2
Lmfao!!!!
brooooks 0
that reminds me when I shat out hole puncher paper. good times.. :)
LifeIsCruelFML 0
ROFL
butterflyz1961 2
Did you eat it?
morgan70663 0
u dumbass its not shat
soulfulemo 0
yes it is..it's the past tense of shit. dumbass.
999pun999 0
a grammar natzi, but thats not bad enough hes uneduacated!
Kypopz 9
*Nazi.
captainTexas84 0
I got 8 staples in my shin today!! why the exclamation marks? that sucks you say? not the pain killers!! woo hoo
LifeIsCruelFML 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA EPIC LULZ WERE HAD. you win ahaha.
laurenlatham 0
I guess that's why it isn't a great idea to eat staples.:D
kl_beans 0
officially the WEIRDEST FML ever!
XPlasticSmilesX 0
that.....was just disturbing
sassypants93 17
We are just such an awesomely sassy couple...