Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
Today, at 11 p.m., after getting up for work at 4:45 a.m., I ran up the stairs to go feed my cat. I slipped on something, missed the handrail, then fell down and cracked my head on the tile floor. My hairclip was dead center, so I then had a fun night in the ER while my dang head wouldn't stop bleeding. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML
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UKfan97 0
its called makeup
kiwibabe021 0
no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)
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george456 0
FIRST try to remove the stains, and see if they'll go away.
theQunit 0
buy the touch-up package or photoshop. The touch-ups would be cheaper though..
deathcab7 0
lemon juice takes off the blue stufff (: seriously. it works.
ImaginaryFoe 1
FIRST let me acknowledge your achievement, george. FYL OP for getting paid in pennies. YDI for falling asleep counting money. What make-up won't handle, airbrushing will.
yoourface 0
not an fml. its called makeup, buddy.
alleyx3 0
haha use makeup :P
woofis 0
uh am I the only one who thinks it's strange that she was counting money on her face?
tweetbaby14 18
the simple solution: makeup. didn't require much thinking power
lendahandmanda 0
your an idiot woofis. she wasn't counting money on her face, she obviously laid down on the table and fell asleep. Troll. OP, just use make up. Photoshop FTW for whatever won't cover nicely.
27holes_flip 0
where do you work that you recieve pennies as part of your tip...YDI for having a shitty job
Cathrin 26
Some people will just give whatever loose change they happen to have.
htownlove 0
lol that sucks for u
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
ydi for falling asleep without putting the money somewhere else. but your life sucks because your pictures are going to be horrible. :p
Taylorfacepwns 0
off topic, but i love your hair(:
thetink 0
I love your hair too! <3
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Nobody mentioned it besides#6, #8, #19, #32, #21. lol, just teasing. I agree though they could just use some concealer and they wouldn't have a problem any more. Guy or Girl it works for both genders in a pinch.
heyitskris 0
LOVE YOUR HAIR!! hehe off topic yea ever heard of foundation of concealer?
ASLGabby 9
They didn't mean to fall asleep. They probably came back from a shift as a waiter, not an easy job…
twisted_eyes 0
ooo that sucks. well at least you have money.
krad204 21
Pennies are great...
kiwibabe021 0
no worries! most photographers are amazing at touch-ups, i should know since i am one! if not, there are programs you can use to edit them yourself. :)
TheTragicReturn 0
Yea, I got mine touched up to remove my acne. :D
jenni_1285 0
makeup ftw
UKfan97 0
its called makeup
bridgette5866 0
Exactly. Even if you're a dude, it works.
cookie_monster2 0
Oh I feel so sorry, but there is a thing we modern girls use.....MAKEUP!! This is hardly an FML.
Intoxicunt 6
Um, not every girl wears makeup. SHOCK! Not everyone is the same! And it's entirely likely she lives with someone other than a female.
maskedman 9
I take bagfuls of pennies, nickels, and dimes with me into the strip club. Since I can't afford to make it rain, I just make it hail in the club.
purplemnm 9
pffft I make it snow. maybe you should go try to go to college.
cookie_monster2 0
you can buy some at a drugstore. it's really not hard to find makeup
haille_fml 0
Um, he/she can go to the store&buy some?! and I'd assume if she's a girl and is paying for senior pictures she'd most likely want to look her absolute best, and would therefore wear makeup.
Mipz 2
126, though I do agree, I know many girls who refuse to wear it, and not one of them is pretty without it.
twisted_eyes 0
ooo. that sucks. well at least you have the money.
djxerxes9000 18
boohoo YDI for falling asleep without securing your loot what if marauders broke into your house/room you would have no tips then.
tristan1001 0
uh, thanks?
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
No more pizza face, it's penny face now.
MrsUchiha 0
Call it what you will, but I seriously read it as " penises stuck on my face"
NeonPopRocks 14
Me too.