wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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meggieh815 0
.. But you didn't give up on it. Your comment is on here. :)
McNuggetRage 2
ok the past tense of shit is shit not shat. i shit a staple not i shat a staple you sound retarded
soulfulemo 0
no...it's shat. it can be shit, but shat is correct.
cetlawizard 15
William Shat near the toilet & it really stank...lol...say it kinda fast, star trek fans will understand...but seriously OP, were you pulling staples with your teeth & didn't realize you swallowed one or do you think somebody put a staple in your food? either way I hope it didn't puncture any of your insides! :(
redshortsx 0
were you expecting it?
texasgirlswagg 0
you're retarrrrded!!!! don't eat a dang staple!
zah_ali 3
Sounds like one staple diet you got there!
iislix1ii 19
Shat...?
Alexzmoo 5
wth is shant!!!!
snowdrift 6
STAPLES!?! I never had any staples!!!!!!!
snafu63 0
I'm hoping that you saw because it was already visible and not because of something else.