Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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Comments (287)
ander3w 0
ur familiy is stupid
shybullet 0
are you seriously comparing michael jackson to jade goody?
FarSide 23
The Queen of Pop is gone.
yorkiegirl1691 0
Honestly, I'm sick and tired of hearing of him.
blondeychck7 0
omg, MJ came to my house today!
hellogoodbyexo09 0
Ok.He's dead.Big whoop.Get over it.He was a ******* pedafile for gods' sake, your parents should be proud of you!Congratulations,soon you're gonna move out and far far away from those bastards! :D :) ;D
Shaylex 0
I'm very disappointed in the comments claiming that you deserved this. And also disappointed in the arguments over whether or not Michael Jackson deserved to die. That's not the point here- I understand being upset, but life does go on outside of Hollywood's tragedies. Michael Jackson's death may have been saddening to some people, but as their son, your news should have, at the very least, been a temporary distraction from his death. That would still be somewhat pathetic, but better than nothing. Congratulations, by the way.
Cowman3340 0
YDI selfish ****
VampireLullaby 0
thats very unfortunate
sadlife67 0
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT MJ is probably better then u
cactus_fml 0
Your parents are dumb. People die all the time. Your son doesn't get engaged all the time (hopefully). It's not like they knew him. I'm pretty sure the days of MJ's decent music are long gone by now, even if he was planning a comeback. They should have been more upset about Farrah, anyways. For MJ's family, it sucks. For people who never knew Michael Jackson it's stupid to wallow in it. EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE WHOLE MOLESTATION THING: No, he wasn't found guilty of that, but he did openly admit in interviews that he slept in the same bed with young children that weren't his and found nothing wrong with it. To me, that's really, really creepy.