Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.
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666midnight 0
lol thats bad :P
mercury23 7
hooked up? it is so funny!
Asstazztic 8
I'm sure mommy and daddy saw it when u were a baby, and your doctor when u were born
zanguard 0
maybe the doctor just wasn't hot?
Midrash 5
It's just a small problem. Not a big deal
dippindot001 0
ahahahahaha 30 year old and you've never hooked up?!?!
fishsmash 0
the funny part is hes from virginia xD
tomdebom 0
hahahhahahahah youre genious serieus
YeaWhoFMLitsme 7
Lol
DrBAMF69 0
Quite a chick magnet
RyanRaygun 0
The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
marc24_fml 0
hahaha!!!!!!
lizzzmarie 0
bahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha
Snackycake 20
That sounds....painful.
Henge 6
for it to be shaped like a poodle.. it would have to be blown up... and last I checked its kinda hard to do that by yourself....
tormcn 26
Unless you're Marilyn Manson. He had rib cages taken out to do so.
Hippohighasakite 21
he never actually had that done that was just a stupid rumor.
ohdamn_fml 2
You fail, sorry.
CreeperXRemix15 8
you say that like it's his fault
acid_moose 7
I assume he was flaccid when she saw it. If that's the case, he might just be a grower, not a shower.
ohhboyy 0
MAYBE SHE HAS A COLD!
Jok3r_fml 0
rough man haha
lilian96 0
LOL you're hilarous #5 !
basketball03 0
FYL for suuuuree
PterodactylMan 23
I'm sorry man, that really sucks
Jem0_0 0
I would have passed out from embarrassment.
neonoodle 0
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.