Brie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
moonstone15
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
WHY GRANDMA
United States
Let her have her fun
Today, I was at a restaurant with my grandma. A young, ripped gentleman suddenly walked through the door and my grandma looked at him and shouted, "Look! Eye candy!" as loud as she could. He heard it and was extremely embarrassed. To make it worse, my grandma is a widow, so she might have actually meant it. FML
heymacie
Lubbock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML
Anonymous
Invercargill, New Zealand
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
cAPITOLpORN
Romford, United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Grandmas lost it
Staten Island, United States
How soon is now?
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Anonymous
Donegal, Ireland
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
thatssickkk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sex work is real work
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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hailphire130 0
You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.
_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. Fun grandma.
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_YeahImMe_ 0
Wow. Fun grandma.
nellienicole 1
Someone forgot to give grandma her meds... :/
livinginabook 24
I live your grandma OP.
livinginabook 24
*love
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP did u kiss it??
PrickHead 0
today, my grandson pulled down my pants in a crowded restaruant and kissed my ass. FML
hailphire130 0
You should've surprised everyone and licked her ass sensually. Oh god, I creeped myself out.
WeezyBites 6
Oh god, ew.
auntiemomma 0
or not....
ThreeSheetsGone 12
So now that we know how much you really love Gam-Gam, please, for the love of God, don't ever say anything like that again.
BehindU 5
The grandmas on FML's nowadays.
StopDropNRoll 11
For real ^ I feel like I'm the only one with a plain normal sweet loving grandma I wish my grandma would give me something to talk about :(
False_Stupidity 42
Thanks 3.. I'm now scarred for life after that mental image... *vomits*
margie2194 12
The generation from the '60s are becoming grandmothers. That's why grandmothers are so "free-spirit" nowadays. Haha.
topaz554 6
omg LOOOOL
TJ10 0
awkward grandma is awkward
brianjman14 23
Oh god... ewwwww.
NotAPedo 0
I know what you mean... Old people, ew
ItsTheKing 10
"Grandmas kisses"- spongebob.
Velocirahptor 6
Your grandma has problems. You should get her put down.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
So, you're saying because his grandmother likes to have a good time, (whether it's considered weird or not), he should have her "put down" like she's an animal? Good sir, I have nothing more to say than **** you.
hailphire130 0
Yeah 8! Apologize for joking around right now!
leadman1989 16
Op might be a girl there's no gender and the name is Brie.
Enslaved 38
I'm pretty sure the grandmother is a "she". puff puff pass, maybe?
je_suis_fml 11
8- You should take that stick out your ass. imjussayin'
Enslaved 38
Oops fail on my part. I thought the other person was replying to the other person when obviously the other person was replying to the other person.
leadman1989 16
I don't see how you and 6 other people missed that... thumbs down hurt. :(
Velocirahptor 6
Yes 33, that is called a joke. However, to interpret this, one must be in possession of a sense of humor. You are obviously lacking one of these, so you should probably be put down.
gingerftw 0
8, your dumb ass should be put down
problemchildHWD 0
AHAHA XD
zacharytk72 5
Oh the grandmas on FMLs these days...
nadorahb 0
Ohh Thanksgiving Dinner will be FUN! YOUTUBE it. Call the recording, "What you will look like in 70 years."
stottlemeyer 0
Sounds sexy.
GlitteryMasakali 1
Must've been a sight for sore eyes. Hahaha
rebekahah 7
Well what are you waiting for!?