Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Today, my parents disowned me because I told them I don’t want kids. FML
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML
Today, at dinner, I stumbled over the words of the prayer and my dad is now convinced I’m losing interest in my religious responsibilities. To “bring me back to the Lord” he is trying to force me to break up with my girlfriend and quit the rugby team. FML
Today, I'm no longer interested in praying with my family. That's a very uncomfortable thing for me. I still believe in God and prayer, but it’s uncomfortable when your family is very religious and half of them are ministers. I can’t tell anyone in my family this. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
God isn’t the one that’ll be choosing their retirement homes..
1known 34
If they are Christians you can remind them of Christ’s second teaching. It has never been God or people, it’s both at the same time and even your ennemies.
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Comments (4)
smoochmysnoot 6
God isn’t the one that’ll be choosing their retirement homes..
1known 34
If they are Christians you can remind them of Christ’s second teaching. It has never been God or people, it’s both at the same time and even your ennemies.
RichardPencil 32
Does that mean that God gets your bedroom and you have to sleep in the basement? Does He get His own bathroom.
Justkidding100 41
from now on ignore them completely. you're life will greatly improve!