Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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maxdavies 0
i hate mj's music
1050this 0
wow everyone is so insensitive.. That really sucks ... it happened to me too kinda, (minus mj) I went over to tell my dad about my engagement and all he could say was how much of a bitch my mom was... ( they are divorced) ... HAPPY ENGAGEMENT... lol..
Andyangels27 0
he had a few hits and he also enjoyed the company of small boys. nothing wrong with that deserves 100% o all atention
Andyangels27 0
rowbin go **** yourself how dare you compare actual American tradgedies to th death of a musician. that is honestly the dumbest thing ever. how does the death of one man compare to 9/11 and pearl harbor. if you like Michael so much find a bridge jump off and see him
TakeItEasyPeople 0
FML ERROR 3013: TOO MANY OVEREMOTIONAL NUTJOBS. COMMENT THREAD WILL BE CLOSED IN 24 HOURS.
TakeItEasyPeople 0
FML ERROR 3013: TOO MANY OVEREMOTIONAL NUTJOBS. COMMENT THREAD WILL BE CLOSED IN 24 HOURS.
1inbed 0
rowbin you asshole go and ******* die. one of my friend's relative died during 9/11.
fuckducks 0
**** Michael Jackson he was a ****** creepy molester who was black to get plastic surgery to become WHITE. what the ****. **** Michael Jackson I was surprised he wasn't caught chokin on a lil kids dick
xlostwithoutu 0
Um... I'm a huge MJ fan... I'm pretty much obsessed but that's weird
Whiterabbitm1 0
yes and to Micheal Jackson you being a little boy is more important then your parents :-)