Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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Comments (287)
rbond93 4
ur parents suck
super3286 14
I hate MJ
Rutgerman95 0
WTF? MJ was dead long before he died. I mean: look at him he was a walking corpse!
Sofeee 0
I am glad he died he was just a ****** rapest wiv no talent
daijobu_desu_ka 0
Are the parents black?
Carlie_McCartney 1
it's true...it is.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
um.. MJ is more important brah
seni_rita 0
And this is an issue because?
mj4life 0
MJ is amazing
mj4life 0
(at the haters) Michael Jackson was NOT a pedophile. a kid named Jordan chandler accused him because his dad told him too to get money. the dad killed himself the day MJ died because he felt guilty. the second accusation of him being a pedophile in early 2000 was totally false. Michael allowed a man named Martin Bashir follow him everywhere then he made false remarks about him sleeping with children so he can also get money. Michael also NEVER bleeched his skin. he has a genetic disease called vitiligo which makes you loose color in your skin. yes, Michael had plastic surgery, but just on his nose and chin-and frankly what celebrity didnt have plastic surgery? Michael Jackson sold the most albums, earned the most awards, had the biggest attended concerts, is the greatest dancer, is the greatest artist, and no one, can take that away from him. he is a legend. before and after he died, he is the biggest artist in the world. haters, your point is irrelevant.