Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Top comments
Fernan510 14
So, you were dating her for two years but she only just met them? Or have you been lying about still having her for two years??
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you could leave out the "after she met you" part when breaking it to them...
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Comments (11)
FalloutScrolls 25
Hey ma, hey pa... Hate to break it to you...
Fernan510 14
So, you were dating her for two years but she only just met them? Or have you been lying about still having her for two years??
chirstinap325 23
Maybe you could leave out the "after she met you" part when breaking it to them...
RichardPencil 32
I didn't know they made a musical of "Monster-In-Law." You should sing the news to your parents, ending with Jazz Hands.
XCoraline_CrossX 17
Has hands make everything better.
izzajaneful 24
Right? I love having hands.
cheshireau 26
Just say things ended, you don't have to (or need to) tell them it was because of them.
Laime 5
Don't be scared to tell them. They can be a great support for you.
honestjane 22
Honestly, I wish I had done that instead of getting married. Nothing puts a strain on a marriage like horrible in-laws.
Rabite 28
What horrible things did they do to make themselves a reason for a breakup?
GoddammitHoward 4
Did she break up with you because she met them?