Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, it seems like everyone in my family knew about my boyfriend's new engagement, all except me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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123Puppy 33
It sounds like you are surrounded by toxic people OP. :(
xxlk4xx 6
so next time you dad is planning to surprise you mom with something make sure you post about it on fb and tag her and your dad lol
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123Puppy 33
It sounds like you are surrounded by toxic people OP. :(
xxlk4xx 6
so next time you dad is planning to surprise you mom with something make sure you post about it on fb and tag her and your dad lol
noporn4u 9
Just say no! That'll teach Dad... *sarcasm*
Sady_Ct 38
How rude and inappropriate
Kristen Bauer 14
Dads are weird. They don’t seem to know what is appropriate and what is not appropriate. The other day my dad asked me if I keep a box of ****** under my bed (I don’t)
toodamntall 9
Your dad owes you and your boyfriend (especially) a major apology.