Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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fuck_YOUR_lives 0
i'm glad that **** is dead.
staciieee_x3 0
YOU RUDE PRICK. Michael Jackson > You, you inconsiderate, rude and ignorant fool! he has contributed so much to the music you listen to. he is a legend, through and through & YOU, sir are a pathetic twat who has most probably achieved NOTHING in your life. i sincerely hope karma gets you back for making such a negative and unnecessary comment.
kcslgvr 11
oh, shut the **** up. although i agree with some things that you said, it does not mean that he is an idiot by being angry that his parents ignored him during such an important moment in his life. michael jackson was such an amazing person and the most influential man of our time, but that doesn't mean that this man doesn't deserve a family during a special time for him. that's like saying that no one deserves to enjoy life as long as michael jackson is gone. so don't tell this man that he deserved what he got. it may be a very hard time to go through but that doesn't mean that no one deserves to be happy.
staciieee_x3 0
OH FFS! i didnt say the op deserved it. if you read carefully, you would have noticed that i REPLIED to a comment saying "im glad that **** is dead" THAT is what i was talking about. so dont you dare tell me to shut the **** up by no means do i believe that the OP's parents should have ignored him & his happiness. my main fight against people here is the lack of respect being show to Michael Jackson who contributed greatly to the music industry.
Potzx 0
MJ may have been a great man, but your parents didn't know him personally. He wasn't their family. So yeah, FYL for sure because they should've put you before MJ. But anyway congrats on the proposal (:
animaluverXOX 0
Aw, that wasn't nice at all! They should have been jumping with excitement, not being all mad at you. I think you should give them a piece of your mind!
craphappens92 0
Do they even like ur gf? LOL
scateice 0
Michael Jackson is better than you. Get over it.
effmylife007 0
his death IS more important. YDI x 1000000
Nacirema20 0
wow... that really sux... :-/ FYL. but congrats!! :)
Rowbin 0
Michael Jackson IS more important than you. **** you, and **** people like you who don't respect that Michael Jackson is the most important person in the past 40 years, and his death is more catastrophic than JFK, 9/11, and Pearl Harbor put together. 100% on your parents side, you ******* bastard.
csigabajnok 0
I see two guests' names being crossed out from the wedding party.
Armydillo 0
Shut up. You're being so disrespectful. You are a bitch, and you have no priorities.
DankJemo 0
keep quiet, you nut job. Michael Jackson was not the most important person for the last 40 years. Yes, we can all agree that he influenced modern music in ways that we can't even imagine, that however doesn't make him the most important person in the world. Just because you're a crazy stalker fan doesn't mean what you say is true, or has any real validity. Hell, I am sure Michael Jackson would think you're crazy for believing that. You don't even know him, he is an icon to you, that is it. He wasn't someone you knew personally, you can't even back up what you said with anything more than an opinion, so shut the hell up and let the man enjoy his new life, because you know what? To him, and to her it is way, way more important than Jackson dying, and it should be for his parents as well... You're a ******* weirdo...
jazzmancarron 11
ok, **** you, your mom, your sister, your grandmother, and your ******* dog with a spiked baseball bat. that queer kid-****** deserved to die, and the world is far better with him gone. its too bad hes not buried somewhere public, id go and shit on his tombstone.