Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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theunluckyleproc 0
The world losing MJ was pretty bad news to fans everywhere so don't take it that seriously
Lurch420 0
Your parents suck. I was glad when I found out that cocksucking pedophile had died. Best day of my life!
blackbear6193 0
wow, no one thinks this was faked just to post an FML about Michael Jackson? sounds a little fishy... and those of you insulting the passing of an iconic man, id just like to say this: regardless of the allegations made against him, he had a revolutionary effect of the music we all listen to today. no one knows for sure if he molested anyone, so if thats ur only thing against him, drop it. #43's correct, he didn't chose to get lighter over time, but had to do something to try and fix his condition. and he didn't just give way to boy bands and music videos, but he inspired countless individuals to try and accomplish anything close to what he did musically. if you don't like his music, thats fine, but to blatantly insult a man who has passed on is just vile. my heart goes out to his family and anyone close to him. RIP Michael. the king of pop can finally get out of the spotlight and be at piece.
justchilling 0
Haha:) But family should come first. Sorry dude. I think its weird how when MJ was alive everyone made fun of him, but now that hes dead, everyone pays tributes to him. MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE.
kaelendra 0
Ouch... this is the first fml that`s right with jackson`s name in it. A lot of people seem to forget he was a performer not their best bud or neighbor... even forgetting the stuff he was accused of (that I believe he did pay off at least one family for even) he is not someone they know. Yes Jackson did some good music but get real idolizing famous people above your own kid`s engagement... people cheering on the family for doing that and all need to take a step back and think a moment. Congrats to you on your engagement, hopefully your rents will come to their senses.
mylifesucks1232 0
Ewwwww...Michael Jackson is I mean was ugly.....but he was a good singer and dancer before
slimchaney 0
That's just straight up weird. Your family sucks, and it's not your fault that Michael's heart couldn't "Beat it". =D Oops, I hope jokes aren't TOO early.
RiverRelic 0
My inlaws told my wife (the youngest of 3 girls) that she should wait until the other 2 are married first and not be selfish. We ignored them. 19 years later the oldest is still single.
mendertorsel 0
FYL. Unless your family are friends of his, there's no way the death of a celebrity should eclipse a major life event for someone they actually know.
littlegirllove 0
It's sad for MJ, but you are their son. =