Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML
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sux2beU 0
That sucks, MJ's death was big news but family comes first.
mattmag 0
Congrats! Soon you'll have a new family anyway.
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DankJemo 0
Selfish? Your parents are idiots. I am sure they didn't know Michael personally. They are just a group of those weirdos who think they have some connection with a famous person because they listened to his music. Congrats on the proposal. I am happy for you. I know that doesn't mean much from a complete stranger, but your parents suck ass, so someone needs to pick up the slack.
minuteforce 2
I'm sick of every MJ-peripheral FML post descending into a debate over whether the guy molested boys.
B_C_N10 0
even tho he donated lots of money and shit like that does not make it okay for him to molest young boys. although he did give the family money it will nver replace thos memories. we r gettin way of topic here! you r gettin married!!!!! congrats!!!!
pinelotiile 0
man, your parents are tight! i mean, they didnt even know MJ!!
mcdawnalds 0
Micheal Jackson, pft. Who ******* cares? His death is everywhere, I bet he did that to become x10 more popular. Which he is now.
lmc9413 0
2 all yu scumbaqs callin michael a pedophile, i think yud loooove 2kno the little kid whu accused him of 'molestinq' him, fessed up && sed his father forced him 2 du it for the money.... yea 2nd of all he had vitiligo, watch his, i think 60 minutes, interview && yull see his hand which is part brown && had the skin pattern of ppl with vitiligo. 3rd && finnaly to number 237, y the hell wud he kill himself for popularity tht he wudnt b able to enjoy. Jesus, yu scumbags need 2 think about yer commnts b4 yu make them, i am truly disgusted.
amorsgotsoul 0
you mean he wanted to have cardiac arrest and die to become more popular? oh yeahhh. wtf, dumbass.
Today_I_Was 0
He was given a drug beforehand, do your research and don't listen to everything you are told.
vampire_kitten 0
I am "truly disgusted" by your spelling. Maybe you should buy a damn dictionary or something before you try to insult other people, because you're just making yourself look stupid with that gibberish.
lmc9413 0
yer whole comment probably came out of a dictionary you tool
Malexhe 0
You know what? This really sickens me, it also says a lot about our society. Your parents didn't personally know him, did they? Did they ever have an actual conversation or relationship with him? Its sad that they care more about some celebrity they never knew dying then their own son getting engaged. No offense, but they sound like shitty parents.
jazzmancarron 11
first off, go back to school and learn to spell. second, **** you for standing up in that queers defense. he molested the kid, and everyone knows it.
blondeychck7 0
your a bitch your moms a bitch your dads a bitch, for fukin a bitch your moms a bitch for having a bitch who's the bitch now bitch?
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
KingBeau -- YOU ARE MY HEROOOOOO! XDDD
yaktazuki 0
MJ sucked it's a good thing that he's dead