Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Classy.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
It wasn't me!
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Et tu, Brute?
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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rocker_chick23 27
You mean ex, right?
jessherself13 21
I'm so sorry for your loss and that your girlfriend told you that. I usually don't condone not coming clean about cheating but this would have been a scenario where it was best left unsaid.
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kylieh72 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sometimes it's easier to cope with loss when you can replace it with pain...sorry OP. Stay strong.
PIGaming 21
Why in Sweet Baby Jesus' name would you want to replace something bad, with something bad?
Kamon97 23
If anything should be replaced is that girlfriend of his
PageantGirlXOXO 16
This is a tough one. Some things are better left unsaid...but if they must be said, timing is everything. And this seems like an awful time for her to tell you. I mean to tell you AT the funeral? That's shitty. Not to mention it would create what will be unresolved issues with your dead brother. Either way your girl is bitch.
Voij 16
24: It does have a very slight upside, though: It presents you with the opportunity to push her into the open grave.
xx000o 27
Did she bother mentioning whether it was before or after he passed.
bingbongbingbong 11
#53 that's just disgusting, not funny at all
brenton490 19
Now I'm against hitting a women but nothing says it's wrong to hire another women and hit that bitch!!:D
cassiecassie559 21
Death=pain. Duh
kylieh72 25
I meant anger, not pain.
incoherentrmblr 22
This is cold. I hope you don't have another brother. Horrible timing, but at least she confessed. Time to dump her and find a decent girl.
josejr95 21
best comment ever #50
hamburgerjung 23
At least your brother took the secret to the grave.... Oh I can already feel the thumbs down for my dark humor :D
rocker_chick23 27
You mean ex, right?
EternalRest 5
How can anybody press YDI on this?!
PIGaming 21
with their finger or their mouse.
euphoricness 28
OP, you need to get yourself a new, fine, charming boyfriend!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#28 It can happen on accident. And once it does, you can't undo it (hopefully they'll change that soon though).
cosmicriver 17
#35...Yes, it can indeed happen on accident. I speak from experience. I, as well hope that they change this soon. It would be nice to correct a mistake. Especially if it is a post or story that truly plays the heart strings. It sucks, quite a lot to press the YDI option when, quite clearly they did not do it. Perhaps they may change it, if enough fellow FMLers request it to be done. An FML petition, perhaps? ; )
essex 17
Hopefully OP also meant the girlfriend *had* been sleeping with the brother. Hopefully.
aircanada707 3
This comment is so goddamn overplayed
sig4life 18
Bye bye Bitch, don't let the coffin hit you on the head when I close it on you. Or you could simply turn and look at her with a straight face... "I Know, and your time will come soon also."
BossCactus87 5
#28 By accident... I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight... ;-;
jessherself13 21
I'm so sorry for your loss and that your girlfriend told you that. I usually don't condone not coming clean about cheating but this would have been a scenario where it was best left unsaid.
ninety 25
I agree with you, 3. If his gf really wanted to leave him, she could have at least spared OP from a little pain and just left his dead brother out of it.
GRubi 17
It's possible that the girlfriend didn't want to leave OP and was hoping that he would forgive her for sleeping with his brother and that was why she didn't just leave him. Either way, OP's (hopefully ex) girlfriend is a pretty terrible person.
Crlnprz 11
@22 I understand what you're saying but the fml says shes been sleeping with him which to me sounds like more than once. Shes stupid for thinking someone will stay with her after that if thats the case.
razzledazzle21 23
77 - Not necessarily. People stay with people who have cheated on them all the time, whether it's because of self-esteem issues, love, or some other reason. I have a friend who continues to stay with her bf despite proof of his cheating because she says she's in love with him.
Durantye 8
It would've been best if she didn't sleep with the guy actually. But that aside this was the worst time to say it now the brother probably has negative feelings towards 2 of the people he felt he could trust most. And one of them is dead and the other is (hopefully) no longer in the picture.
ThankYouGoodbye 14
Wow. Betrayed by your own brother.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
...whom OP can't even talk it over with.
nyctophobia 5
there's nothing to talk about, dumb the piece of shit.
martin8337 36
Yeah, dead brother.
baseballbv 17
Wow what a place to air dirty laundry. That sucks I'm sorry.
NoirSpartan 11
Sorry for both your losses. But maybe now they can both share the coffin.
nerevarine94 12
LOL I don't know who would downvote this. That was HILARIOUS.
kasmol 16
This whole story would be even better if she had worn a T-shirt that said "I slept with the corpse!"
nyctophobia 5
that's not funny, that's sick and people are going to think your crazy.
cakefete2 31
Good idea 6, then they'd really be "sleeping" together.
conman531 23
I'm so sorry to hear all this. Head high. You got plenty of people that love you
silverkaast 9
...are you sure about that? sounds like OP needs to find a better inner circle.
PresidentNorth 16
Everyone on fml is empathetic towards him. why can't you be the same?
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Variation is the key to survival in some cases. Why should everyone be a sheep? How dull.
foo_foo_the_snoo 14
That's got to hurt OP. Sorry about your loss.
awshittyshit 7
you didn't deserve it. you deserve BETTER
EphMi 5
Spoiler Alert: OP knew about it all along.....that's why its his brother's funeral.....
nerevarine94 12
Spoiler alert??? Were we gonna figure that out in his next fml or something?
brenton490 19
Actually we were going to find out by the brother in a fml. Sadly he just didn't get to finish that fml.
ibanghellokitty 8
You can tell op just foreshadowed D: