Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my new boyfriend barely touches me casually, unless I initiate, and even then he’ll pull away fairly quickly. Apparently his dad told him about "fake rape accusations", even from women you’re dating, so he’s scared to touch me now. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Omg_its_Chloe 6
Can't touch this lol. Sorry, had to :)
LeapOfFaith 8
Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.
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Comments (189)
marinus_fml 20
Well at least that gets rid of all the guesswork.
Awsumuzzie 12
Your arms strike fear into my heart.
maxwell33321 0
Might want to reconsider your engagement!!
MickGold 8
Yeah... I know I would. What happens when they're older and don't wanna have sex that often? Reconsideration would probably be a good idea.
Michael_92 20
I wouldn't go that far...just look into solving the problem. People need to stop running from their problems and work them out.
manderkostalmay 0
Agreed!
indy92 5
You might want to evaluate why you want to get married and if it's the right thing for you guys. I can't imagine that a marriage without any (non-sexual) affection would make you feel good. :(
NateSkye 3
Damn, your like a doctor :o
PaulB123 11
Men are pretty simple when you break them down a little...
tennisrapper1 14
Who does he think he is outside of sex? MC Hammer? XD It's hamma time...
GarysMom725 10
Get out now. I had that type of marriage and waited 20 years. Silly me.
Tsunami87 17
Listen to Gary's mom.
Andr913 13
Well, at least Gary was old enough to handle the divorce like an adult...but I get the feeling the bitterness over those 20 years might be a problem...
niznor99 6
Well hello there Gary's mom. Are you like stiffler's mom??
Rocky007 15
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Why else WOULD he touch you?
ydi_4_suking 20
To maybe give a hug? Or to hold hands?
kaitie311 1
Maybe to comfort her every now and then..?
ElricMustang 23
Dump him accidentally
Ty2win 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's a sign that you gotta start putting out more
CDeCam 9
Good luck OP, it sounds like he's really touchy about the subject.