Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Petey_Piie 1
Now he has truly fallen for you.
YurLyfeSucks 0
Not so cute now, huh
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Comments (167)
guy24 9
Guess he didnt see it coming.
MuziKMajoR 5
Bad timing or he isnt strongbox ur just heavy....nope im pretty sure he just did not see it comin
MackenzieWells 0
When love knocks you down... Get a concussion 0.3
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Why are there so many YDIs? Accidents happen, but you can't live your life in fear of surprising someone because there's a small chance something might go wrong to this extent. She obviously didn't mean to hurt him, and let's face it, most people don't get any significant injuries from someone jumping on their back, albeit unexpectedly.
reddudeover 2
Or she's REALLY heavy.
GoW_Chick 15
The only thing I have to say is.. "LOVE HURTS, LOVE SCARS!"
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey #1 I think it's more like he didn't see HER coming.
sweetdreams20 0
Haha coming..
MerrikBarbarian 9
Shrooms- gonna disagree with you on that. Unless your partner is very strong or about twice your weight... Jumping on them doesn't generally end well unless you have a mattress behind you or something soft to break that fall.
YurLyfeSucks 0
Not so cute now, huh
MatheusRajuidas 5
It globally is FHisL... I feel so sorry for him, and for you too... Hope you don't feel too guilty.
M0rt 0
What's cuter than a concussion?
lebronesque73091 12
Unfortunate, but at least the gesture was there.
101autie 0
Smooth!
Petey_Piie 1
Now he has truly fallen for you.
kingsley_fml 8
He's head over heels about her
ihasbrains 10
He may not catch a grenade, but he'll get a concussion.
dchames 1
Lol love hits u hard
coolboy675 16
Sometimes love comes around and knocks you down.
RadikulRam 16
#23 he'll catch a concussion grenade!
marinus_fml 20
C-c-c-combo breaker?
101autie 0
True that!
Liindaaax3 4
Lol!!! Ouch.
zombicidal 11
why is only question
zombicidal 11
*my only
Torva_fml 16
Here, I'll break it down for you. 1. Scroll up to FML. 2. Read FML. 3. Notice how she says she did it because she thought it was cute. 4. Praise the almighty torva for being a genius. ;o
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm pretty sure #4 meant why op thought it would be cute.
DenBriZel 31
At least she knows not to do it again...Ever again..
TheMaster15 10
Not your brightest idea.
Blue_berry_594 0
You must be pretty heavy to knock him over that hard....
ohmandapants 17
Or here's a silly thought: he wasn't expecting it.
silvergaze 1
I'll bet her boyfriend likes his girlfriends like he likes his peanutbutter: super chunky. LOL
iomnomnomux3 0
Only you would laugh at your stupid joke..smh.
darcimckeown 3
how do you know he likes his peanut butter super chunky?
bigdipper32 5
my thoughts exactly must be a hefer.
philipino 24
Well I like my boys like my wine. 6 years old and in the basement. :3
kingsley_fml 8
If you're lucky, his concussion will make him forget the whole thing.
KRS_13 0
Boyfriend: what happened? How did I get a concussion? OP: ...you uh..tripped..over the dog..*mumbles* yeah let's go with that
Justwannacoment 7
You mean "howd i get a concussion?' 'umm you tripped over the dog..' 'I dont have a dog.." "OMG YOU DONT REMEMBER HAVING A DOG EITHER?!?'
biggestfan23 11
Yea it was cute on paper but you didn't execute it well. Smh. Ydi
ohboyfml22 0
2 questions .. 1. How much do you weigh .. ? 2. Did you yell "cannonball" ..?
mistfullkittie 3
Lmao!!
AnagenisisZagus 13
You should get that checked out. How can you poop now?! Oh the humanity!
Awsumuzzie 12
Unless he has some foreshadowing super powers, I think a warning would have saved you two from this situation.