Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed my new boyfriend barely touches me casually, unless I initiate, and even then he’ll pull away fairly quickly. Apparently his dad told him about "fake rape accusations", even from women you’re dating, so he’s scared to touch me now. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Top comments
Omg_its_Chloe 6
Can't touch this lol. Sorry, had to :)
LeapOfFaith 8
Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.
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Comments (189)
M0rt 0
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irishman1989 0
Wow! And this guy proposed to you?
thecovert 7
?:-/ Where exactly is the FML?? Sounds like you need to start to like yourself, he's obviously loving life himself. This should be "I s@ck at relationships but I'm good at whining about them."
asktherunes 4
Tell him not to let the door hit him on the ass on his way out. Things will not get better, only worse if you marry him
aprilleann25 0
Kick his ass to the curb
MigraineurOfLife 15
Surprised he doesn't also grab you by the hair & drag you to his cave. "Me caveman... Mnmmmmm"
kjg1992 0
At least yours wants sex. Mine gets mad at me for wanting it. I'm 19 and lucky if I get it every other week.
Dracoboxer357 36
Ouch, you have my condolences. :( Being someone who prefers daily.....release....I feel your pain. :p (Sorry, tmi? Okay then.)
kay2810 9
You're not married yet! Back out while you can!
skijeni 0
no shit bitch! why else would he want to touch someone who complains so much...
CDeCam 9
That moment when a grammar correction gets more thumbs up than the actual comment