Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
Some people will make up any kind of lie to justify their actions.
bl3ur0z3 17
Well, obviously God approves because she can't be led into temptation by somebody she doesn't like.
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Comments (10)
bl3ur0z3 17
Well, obviously God approves because she can't be led into temptation by somebody she doesn't like.
J15237 25
I hope you dropped the friend.
DogStew 20
She’s spineless.
JackWood 21
Some people will make up any kind of lie to justify their actions.
alycion 39
Remember the saying about protesting too much. Sometimes it’s actually true. My husband has friends I’m not a fan of. Unless if they are causing harm, I keep my mouth shut. Sorry you had to deal with that. There are more mature and trustworthy girls out there. Hopefully you won’t have to deal with many of this type before you find one of those.
JackFaire 27
I hate to break it to you but odds are she was seeing him long before you two broke up and disliking him was a handy cover to keep you from suspecting anything. When they decided to get more serious she dumped you. Hopefully you dump them. As he's your friend he absolutely betrayed you as much as she did.
stickyface 17
God doesn't approve of boyfriends. He's okay with fvck buddies, though.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like Satan at work.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Ah, got to love those types...
mfranks19891989 10
Sounds like god said she should date him and not you. What did you do to god?