a.baybay
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Lickmylovepump
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and heavy
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Method acting
Today, I was having a hot telephone conversation with my boyfriend who lives in another state. Unfortunately, I even have to fake orgasms during phone sex. FML
dannytriplet
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got my son's phone bill (the phone I got him to call us from college). I found out he's been calling a phone sex hotline everyday. He hasn't called us once. FML
llmd
Canada
Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
Short end of the stick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Needs
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
zstarr
Rome, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
My ex the dumbass
Today, my long distance boyfriend sent me a Snap of him fucking another girl. When he realized he'd sent it to me, he called me, trying to explain, "it's not what it looks like. It was meant for the boys." Two days ago, I made plans to visit him. Guess who's out money and single. FML
Ginger
United States
Bad sign
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Anonymous
Menomonee Falls, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gamers rise up
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Top comments
Kunamosity 0
You can expect that with long distance boyfriends...
no_mames_vato 0
start charging him by the minute
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Comments (53)
Kunamosity 0
You can expect that with long distance boyfriends...
keetlover 0
ya
glitterme 5
well you can but not at 4 months in
Pinkraincoat 18
There's more you can do, than just have phone sex.
im_kinda_gay 0
dump that fooool !
warriormg12 4
how is he the fool? Shes the stupid one for doing a long distance relationship and actually thinking she has a legit bf. Hes prob just playin her.
Atalia 17
Long distance relationships aren't stupid. I've been in one for a year and 3 months and we're both extremely happy.
tyrob911 0
ydi. its been proven that king distance relationships don't work 92% of the time. what did u expect? 1. he gets no sex 2. no head 3. no **** for him of course he's calling for phone sex
cheewins 0
king distance
shoieb9 14
Long distance ;)
Pinkraincoat 18
Wow, you're as deep as a puddle.
jf7609 0
lol at 4
Cartain 0
What is he supposed to want to talk about? It's a long distance relationship, and sex is very important in a relationship. So it makes sense that this is on his mind a lot.
ceceisgay 0
YDI for having a long distance relationship.
g3rusz 6
+1
Pinkraincoat 18
That's a ridiculous statement.
11wanda11 6
I've never tried phone sex, it seems a bit strange, don't you think.
Melissa92_fml 13
At first it is.. But it's hot, especially if you're extremely attracted to the person on the other side of the phone ;)
Cleu 12
If you think it's weird at the start wait until it starts ringing!
pooter_stink 0
4 months???? FYL
tyty123_fml 0
well that's kinda bad but also good so yew can still pleasure yewr self
perdix 31
This would be an FML if he were your live-in boyfriend. Gotta love "King Distance!" Predictive text knows what you are thinking and then makes it better!
Pinkraincoat 18
Hehe.