Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
jess6blondie9 3
What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.
pablothepenguin 2
Your face is his **** block...?
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Comments (61)
jess6blondie9 3
What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.
GiddyXD 0
you might be ugly or he likes you to bend over.
Mgr11 3
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY YDI
cgchamp89 7
^^^ You're comment is gonna get buried so fast...
Mgr11 3
why? he's correct, ugly people with a f-able as* should always cover their faces during sex
kendallwendall 0
paper bag it!
YacL 15
"Just put this paper bag over your head." "Why?" "Because... it's kinky."
jonathanhand 0
OP never said the boyfriend only appreciates her for sex. I doubt he would care what way she was facing if he only used her for sex.
Epilepsy_fml 0
19. It's cause everyone on Fml takes stuff way to seriously now...
ZTD09 2
"She put a bag on my head." "Still counts."
JennaMason 6
OR she might not be ugly. she might just make ugly faces during sex.
dreamering 16
Or her father didn't prepare her for the real world.
ShanieceRamirez9 0
u single.
princessRiRi97 0
Just put a bag over his face then let him do it with you anyway or position
jess6blondie9 3
Aha!
kassieparis 8
you're a bigger dick that OP's boyfriend! guys these days!
Crazy4Christ 0
that was such a funny video!
mismonroe 0
Says someone who has 69 in their screen name lmao
WishResign 0
op should also find someone who's not gay... like brokeback mountain, he only likes it from the back for a reason.
Darcon 8
LOOOL!!! I like that comment!
nikkibear123 4
I kno right
nyrangers1022 6
at least u still get laid?...lol on a serious note, u should jus dump him then being he dosent like the way u look
pablothepenguin 2
Your face is his **** block...?
yyyydyyyy 0
or maybe it's so beautiful that when he looks at it he cums instantly
kendallhi 9
haha...
felipe87 2
**** down azz up, that's the way he likes to ***
freddyisepic 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ha! you're ugly!!!!
jess6blondie9 3
Ha! You don't have a picture of yourself so you have no room to talk.
Jojo08_fml 0
kickass, I like your picture(:
jess6blondie9 3
If that's the case, I think that it's time for her to dump him.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
ha! I hope someone pisses in your mouth while you sleep! bitch.
meggieh815 0
53- there are moderators other than sirin?
thatonename 7
or maybe op has a really funny o-face and her bf just doesn't want to laugh at her?
MissBunnyWillEat 11
61, yes. there are several. Alan is kind of a ninja , though.
meggieh815 0
hahaha, oh I see.
ienjoithinqs 0
she probably has a baby face and he doesn't want to feel like a child molester when having sex with her so he makes at as much as possible to not see her face :)
kastlampje 4
you should break up
mustafa_fml 0
what for liken doggy style?
womanjesus 0
No, for being a shitdick.
FLChicken 0
if u break up with him because he likes his sex with u on your stomach, your an idiot. if u know anything about sex....different positions give different feelings. maybe that one is his favorite ;) I know it's mine.....
mismonroe 0
I'm sure OP is being an annoying, overly sensitive female. Doggy style, or Froggy if she means literally on her stomach is AMAZING, it's like G-Spot Christmas. So maybe he's not really being a douche.
YacL 15
I like Christmas.
imnotcraZ 0
that is insulting on so many levels...I don't even have a joke for that...any suggestions?
futtbuck101 1
Put on a paper bag with a little hole in it?
TheDrifter 24
Even if the face isn't working for him, at least op has the kind if ass he fantasizes about?
DaveOnDope 4
I have loads of suggestions. But I've been told I'm not to warp peoples tiny little minds anymore. Ummmm, always use a condom or dental dam with only the appropriate lubricants or flavorings depending on the situation? (Always worked for me.)
cgchamp89 7
Butter face!!!
Alysin 14
it sounds like you need a better guy
meggieh815 0
I hope he's your ex boyfriend?
Mgr11 3
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FUGLY, DEAL WITH IT, YDI
meggieh815 0
.. I didn't say anything rude towards OP. I don't have a picture on here because I don't know how to do it. You don't have a picture of yourself either...
rosha267 21
Are you sure it's not just because it feels amazing? Either way your guy sucks for not changing it up
DaveOnDope 4
Variety is indeed the spice of life!