Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML
Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML
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fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
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Comments (101)
fLYinGgoOsE360 3
Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.
DeboDaGreat 3
Do you often listen to overweight 40 year olds sleep? What does that even sound like?
dancer050 0
Is she an overweight 40 year old man with a cold?
thisiscat 14
Cue the NyQuil commercial music.
silvercamaro 22
Well you know she's not having a nightmare now but I guess you'll just have to tough it out for the night and be a good sibling.
xFluttershy 7
I know this is unrelated but dam, I wish I had a sibling so I could do all this. Being an only child sucks/:
tswizz 13
Being 40, overweight and having a cold has nothing to do with snoring. Sounds like you're just stereotyping to make your Fml sound more interesting. Good one OP
uffiewuffie 0
#93, I take it you're offended... Because you're a 40 year old man with a cold?
mycatsarecrazy 5
Tool...
soccerguy2 11
just go to the couch or even her room. you wont hear her then.
Isaac_The_Man 0
You have just described my over weight, 40 year old dad that snores horribly AND at the moment has a cold. You have a gift.
SignUpisntcool 3
Rofl, sorry, that's funny!
buck33 14
Why do your comments always suck?
panda_lover_27 0
Ahahahaha that is f ing halarious
PaulB123 11
Go sleep in her room then...
nick347b 6
Smother her with a pillow until she shuts up.
777tman 5
Yes
bobchickenfart 5
in other words, kill her? you sir, are one sick man. i'll get the pillow.
xxCandyKissxx 1
That's terrible! That will kill the poor thing :0 just use your fingers to squeeze her nose so she will breath through her mouth :)
LeapOfFaith 8
Sleep in her room
GovernorGeneral 8
LOL YOUR PICTURE!!!!! BAHAHA. love it :')
LeapOfFaith 8
Thank you :P
GovernorGeneral 8
Suffocate her. Thatll stop the snoring. Or just go sleep in her room -.- Shes already asleep so she wont realize >:L
honeybuncher 3
strange that bitch with a blanket! too harsh? just fart.
ilikeapplejuice 7
That makes perfect sense
bobchickenfart 5
i think he was trying to say 'strangle'
Troll_spray 6
Since when do you strange someone with a blanket??
Fisahgurl 1
Try sharing a room with a sis who snores like that every night...