Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed my new boyfriend barely touches me casually, unless I initiate, and even then he’ll pull away fairly quickly. Apparently his dad told him about "fake rape accusations", even from women you’re dating, so he’s scared to touch me now. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, I told my husband that it makes me feel unattractive and undesirable that I’m the only one to ever initiate intimacy. Not just sex, but also basic affection like hugging and kissing. His response? "Oh." FML
Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML
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Top comments
Omg_its_Chloe 6
Can't touch this lol. Sorry, had to :)
LeapOfFaith 8
Break up with him and say it was purely accidental.
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Comments (189)
b0ngs 7
Hit him with a broom and say it was purely accidental
hateevryone 15
i would accidentally dump him.
iloveweed69 7
Kick him in the balls, you know "accidentally" ;3
Akharr01 5
You should annoy him and touch him ALL the time
Monkeysmommy1 0
Oh, you must be engaged to my husband. Sounds familiar.
JiggaJayZ 16
Need a hug?
ALLDAY88 8
Dr. Elliot Reed!
dennh 0
Sorry to see such a beautiful woman as yourself being ignored, that's just not right
loserboii 11
May want to do something about that. Chances are high that he has another girl on the side.
MurphyS94 4
No they aren't. You shouldn't ever just assume your significant other is cheating on you, nor should you tell someone else that their boyfriend/girlfriend is being unfaithful based on something this minuscule. Once that seed is planted, then all hell breaks loose. People like you cause a lack of trust in relationships. OP- have you tried talking to your fiancé about this problem? You said you just realized this was happening, so probably not. Try talking to him, he'll never know that it hurts you if you don't tell him.
Metal_Chick 15
50 is right. Many times guys stop being too affectionate because they feel like they already won you over. Of course, most girls notice the change right away but their mistake is not communicating this. Don't be a bitch about it and just talk to him because my guess is if you two are engaged you must be in love. Otherwise just leave before building up more issues down the road to where it gets to a point it affects your children's lives.
SweetPerfectionn 3
Reminds me of the "I'm not touching you!" game.
gr82bhere 9
With sex, of course, being the exception. Just like in elementary school...
heather2408 8
That sucks.
Clamcreepy 7
Sounds like he just wants a fiancée so he can **** all the time without having to communicate, go out, cherish for the rest of his life.
Scands_59 14
Then have more sex..(y) like forcereal !
thrAsHeRr9081 16
... What?
BostonBruinsFan 8
…for cereal??