Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
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Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
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DarkAngelsBlade 25
Was sex a regular occurrence before marriage? Is the behavior changed? Talk it out with him.
RichardPencil 32
I hate to break it to you, hun, but you're married to your roommate.
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RichardPencil 32
I hate to break it to you, hun, but you're married to your roommate.
Anon2000 12
It was, and I have. I’ve recently been diagnosed with some health issues and he doesn’t want to (knowingly) instigate sex incase im in pain due to my issues so said he’ll rather leave me alone as such until i make the first move. I told him not to but he doesnt want to (physically) hurt me, which is a symptom and a major problem but i just feel unattractive now like he doesn’t want me which i know is isnt it true due to the conversations had. I do understand his concerns and he is still just as affectionate. Also, bear in mind ive been with him since i was 16 (im almost 30) and ive only turned down sex once (yes it was due to pain from my now diagnosed issues but ive reassured him i will always say if it’s uncomfortable and i do!)
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Was sex a regular occurrence before marriage? Is the behavior changed? Talk it out with him.
Anon2000 12
OP here: Apologies, I’m new here and think I was supposed to open with that? Also, I replied to you but sent it to the comment above sorry