Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML
Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
Today, after spending 4 years without dating after an abusive relationship, and going out with who I thought was a decent guy for 6 months, I told him I have bipolar disorder and take medication for it. He responded by dumping me saying he can’t date someone who’s “crazy.” Back to putting my wall up I go. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the face, then broke up with me because apparently she'd proved that I’m a pussy who won’t stand up for myself or fight back if attacked, so if we were robbed on the street, she wouldn’t trust me to protect her. What kind of logic is this? Good riddance, psycho. FML
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, my group of friends officially cut ties with me. According to them, my girlfriend "has me whipped" and made me "boring", all because she helped me break free from my alcoholism and finally get sober (two years and eight months running). They told me to call them when I'm "ready to be fun again". FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
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ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
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Comments (70)
sdroze1389 31
you just summed up my life realizations in a short list. now change your phone number and become celibate, it's the only way to escape.
friedpwnadge 25
Hahahaha op there is no universe where you do not deserve it.
KitchenPig 16
Crazy is relative. Have you not considered that it is actually you who is crazy?
daisylokes 16
2 months of relationship and she drove you to alcoholism?? don't let any girl bring you down, or hit you! leave her in your past, take some AA classes and move on. feel better Op :)
Cian_1 28
Sometimes it is very difficult to leave. I dated a manically depressed girl for a while and I couldn't leave the relationship, because she said she said she'd kill herself if I did.
AssassinD3 19
#44 Same here man, she ended up cheating on me though. That was the last straw.
ktpnothappening 27
karma for dating a chick just because you wanted someone great in bed, next time invest feelings.
StrayCatXIII 7
despite op being an idiot, abuse should never be condoned.
exitium16 26
yeah ydi for using her, that relationship started just because you thought shed be great in bed. You deserved every bad thing you got.
ZombieVampirez 24
Hope she don't have a house key. YDI. You'll learn not to use people in the long run
TheBelt 19
*she'd
Miss_Whipped 43
Sheds are probably great in bed, too, #53.
victoriat112214 10
#53, maybe you should Google proper grammar. At least you tried.
captain_crook 17
I think the only thing crazy chicks are good at is driving others crazy. ydi op for even trying to date someone just for the sex.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Well, A they are great in bed (speaks from experience) but you have to catch us under a full moon in a circle of blood under the flicker of the moonlight. It is honestly are only sane enough moment to not beat the shit out of you in the process. B you have to get drunk to deal with us.
Mauskau 36
1, you shouldn't call yourself crazy. 2, you're probably not even that good in bed.
StrayCatXIII 7
Lol!
Dreamsorrow93 24
35... Dam that burned. I honestly need some ice right now...
RedPillSucks 33
you two should start a relationship and work this out. If you're both psycho, the sparks should fly. hopefully it's not the house burning down and the blood is not yours.
lilchica22001 22
YDI for judging a girl based on rumors of her sexual abilities! Only adolescent immature boys listen to rumors about girls and try to get them in bed based on the rumors. Shame on you!
bettyc4 26
I told you not to say anything! Now you'll really regret it! >;)
_Peppermint_ 34
You totally deserved that one.