Today, my husband was served child support paperwork by the couple he insisted on donating his sperm to. When I tried to warn him beforehand, he said I was being a jealous, paranoid, control freak and that it was his decision to help out some friends. We’re already struggling financially. Thanks babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML
Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
Today, my husband is mad at me. Why? The family from his brother's wife's side isn't lifting a finger to help during her pregnancy. Observing this, I informed him that I would not be supporting her post-delivery, as my job and my kids are my priority. He thinks I offended him and his family for some reason. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, my husband told me "The only reason I stay with you is because it's cheaper than paying child support." FML
Today, my husband got paid. I checked our bank account and was shocked to see we'd only received $300. I called him, insisting that there was some mistake. He said he'd started a new bank account in his name so he could manage our money on his own, and the $300 was my "allowance". I now want a divorce. FML
Today, my ex-husband stopped paying his child support so when I phoned to threaten him with lawyers, he didn’t care. Apparently, he lost his job months ago and has been paying me out of his savings, but now he has absolutely nothing left I can take away from him. Now I feel bad. FML
Today, I was super excited to receive a large inheritance, maybe put it towards a house and a vacation. To my horror, the entire 40k went to my child support arrears. My psycho ex is the one who wanted those three kids, not me. FML
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macone 30
How did he donate the sperm? The natural way? Or how is it possible that he has to pay child support?!
Crowned Sataness 12
If he didn't bother with a contract that's absolutely stupid on his part. My petty ass would file for visitation, make them think twice
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macone 30
How did he donate the sperm? The natural way? Or how is it possible that he has to pay child support?!
Anderling 33
If you don’t have a legal written agreement that you’re donating sperm with zero legal, financial or parental obligations, then you can’t prove that that was the agreement you came to, and the other party can sue you for child support. Sounds like OP was aware of that but husband decided to go with the honor system instead
stickyface 17
Sounds like he had a handshake agreement. So to speak.
RichardPencil 32
What do you mean he "insisted on donating sperm to?" Are you saying he politely forced it on them? Did he bang the wife or did they have a threesome? Shouldn't they have insisted on having his sperm?
spinningrecords 14
Get an attorney and fight for custody
Crowned Sataness 12
If he didn't bother with a contract that's absolutely stupid on his part. My petty ass would file for visitation, make them think twice
RawrXD 4
Visitation? Fight for custody at this point. If I was being forced to pay for a kid, I'm going to enforce my rights