Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
kellster 2
I'm also confused as to how this was going on for two full years and you had no clue. I'm not saying YDI; anyone who says that is blaming the entirely wrong person here. Obviously the guy is a ******** for stringing two people along like that for so long! I'm just wondering how he actually pulled that off without either of you figuring it out.
tootsiepop123 0
wow.... that blows
waxstigmata 0
27- i'm gonna assume you haven't been with alot of chicks if you actually think that all girls want is a "bad ass", i'm gonna chalk it up to you being a bitter ass about something in your past. anyway, about the post, that sucks nuts, you should inflict some sort of pain on his genitalia
hellohellohellno 0
consider maybe that she WASN'T the secret girlfriend for the full two years. he could have JUST started seeing this new chick and likes her better , so he pretended like SHE was a stranger and the girl he was WITH was his ACTUAL girl. it isn't written that the other irl hd been with him as long as the OP. please give her the benefit of the doubt, she isn't "stupid" because she's being cheated on; she's the victim here. I've cheated on a genius before, doesn't erase the fact that he was a genius.
k4us 0
well, that is mean that'd he do it? but instead of embarrasing yourself, you should of like texted or called him? :)
officer_randy 0
chill out
suckingatlife 9
aww that is sad I agree with number 2.
slutmuffin 0
Uh...so are you closeted in your room or something the entire time you've been going out with him? I call this faaaake.
24788 7
You should have explained everything at that point. He lied to you for two years probably.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
how does this keep happening? how dumb are these girls that they dont know that their "serious boyfriend" is cheating on them. two years? come on. i found out that my ex cheated on me the day it happened. that sucks, but you deserve it for 1: dating a douchebag like that guy and 2: being so retarded that you couldnt see that you were being played. how did you not notice he only spent half his time with you?