Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by showing up at my work and proposing to me. It was sweet until an angry customer bitched us out for "wasting her time." FML
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XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
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Comments (48)
greenman_fml 0
eating disorders ftw
kickazz16 15
What's wrong with you.
NorfolkDude 2
Hey, don't stress it. There are plenty of great guys out there.
casanova_fml 0
fat people are like slinkies.....not good for much, but fun to watch tumble down stairs... try sticking your fingers down your throat
XxLorniklexX 0
punch him in the throat and move on, hun.
0___0 9
Fat/Ugly people can be attractive ;] Trust me, I WOULD KNOW.
lhazz11 23
Your first sentence is a contradiction.
Peachy2392 26
The part that is contradictory is saying ugly people can be attractive. Those who could lose a few can still be attractive. Just because it may not be your personal taste to date someone that's a bit heavy, doesn't mean they just aren't attractive people. People like you, that make these statements trying to make others feel bad about themselves, are unattractive.
PresidentNorth 16
You are way oversensitive Lol.
luckldy31 0
What a jerkface.
alex_vik 1
Hey, maybe he didn't want his buddy to know who it was.
tifferneelee 0
#2 is a genius for getting it also, no sympathy for fatties
alessiaxxooo 3
Lol ya stupid bitch she clearly was not asking for sympathy. Lol fair enough no sympathy to some over weight people, but for others it may not be the fault for their weight. Oh and another thing it is wrong to call people fatties you disrespectful little shit.
sethupia 0
You'd think he was joking. What would be the entire point of saying that otherwise? If he wasn't close enough with his coworker to say it was you, what would it matter who he said was on the phone?
HyperFlirt 0
o_o; Talk to him about it... I wouldn't dump him without talking to him first.