Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
boydeee01 7
my dad fooled my mom for six years. it was going on before I was born and after..
mrperson12345 2
Same with my mom and dad... :(
Slayer_fml 0
What a dooooouuuuuche!
schnoid 0
after two years, you must be a moron
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Or maybe he just hid it well?
marcantonia 0
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I'd guess that she's the secret.
darkmis1 18
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Wooooooow! 2 yrs and u didn't no u were the "secret gf"? A couple things then: 1) ur an idiot 4 not seeing that 2) dump him 3) tell his "other gf" that he's cheating and get her 2 dump his sorry ass!
LissaMccracken 23
*years *you *know *you *you're *for *to , and whatever else I missed, if you're gonna call someone an idiot don't ******* be one yourself
cuddlybearxo 0
aww im sorry!
tamoomoo 0
Ooh, his other girlfriend and you should band together and play a mean trick on him!
freeagent678 0
John tucker must die!
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
Jezlovespink 5
Nope bcuz friends and family cover for his ass!!! 2. He would take her out publicly still but 1 while she was at work/busy 2 take her out in a diff city that she doesnt go to.....guys can still do that bullshit!!! **** guys date 7 girls all goung to the same school!!! U should have replied 'well NOW im ur ex girlfriend, I see u have been busy hiding someone else :)' (aka her) and then grab all his food an drink and dump it on him.....
barricadebabe 15
I think it's trying to communicate.
TehButterz 8
Or maybe it isn't his first rodeo
deaditegirl 0
Wow. I hope you had the balls to confront him there. Now you can move on with your life and spend your time with people who are actually worthy of your time and respect.
Vagrarian 2
Hell of a way to find out. You must feel like a fool, but don't beat yourself up too bad. Now you know he's a douche and you're better off. Treat yourself to something nice and be glad you're rid of him.