Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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laugh_boy 0
It is no way in earth that u been togs wit bf for 2 years & BAM one day u found out that u been his secret girlfriend all along which meaning like #8 said, u didnt meet his family & friend and less out dating in the public for TWO years, that's something no one can have tolerance and unsuspect kind of this relationship. Fake. :)
hahaha6 0
#26, she said she ran into her boyfriend of two years AND that she was the secret girlfriend- implying that he has been seeing the other girl before her. I do have to wonder about people who claim to be in serious relationships for years and end up being the side dish. Does the family just keep it on the dl for them? I would wonder LONG before two years is up why i havent been over for holidays or spent time with the family.
tiltwrestler 0
I am the ghost of Christmassss pastttt!!!! I have come here to warn you of your sins! You have cheated on me and her at the same time!! And you are lying!! ooooooo hahhahaha
jenhotindacity 0
Dump the douchebag! Get back at him for duping you for so long!
Merlin_44 0
wtf 33. u are wack.
fretforyerlatte 0
aw man you TOTALLY should have thrown a drink in his face!!! i've always wanted to do that, what a perfect oppurtunity. 27 - i guess a lot of girls like the idea of a guy who was wild, but they "tamed" him or whatever...it's stupid, you can't change people.
tiltwrestler 0
Lol #35 I was f*ckin around, because the OP said he said "who are you?" Obviously I wasn't being serious. I was trying to be as wack as possible on purpose btw check out the one directly below this, where the g/f says "i wasnt wet so it wasnt cheating". i left a funny comment on that 1. so no im not wack. the comment was wack. on purpose. and lets backtrack here... your name says "merlin".. how can you talk?
swagmonkey 0
I'm not sure how that can go on for two years without you noticing. Your BF is an asshole. Make sure his other girlfriend knows the real story, and then you can both dump him at once.
squeaksx24 0
What a jackass!
Loe_307 0
It was his long lost twin brother that got separated at birth. Total mistake.