Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
withasmile 3
Have any of you thought that this guy doesn't live near his family or that perhaps he is estranged or they've passed on? Or that he could lie to his girlfriend and tell her any of those reasons when they are well and fine and local. He is after all a liar. Not everyone spends the holidays with their families either. Some people work or live too far away ( I'm a nurse and work every other holiday.) There are ways to get around it if he's creative enough. Also, plenty of guy friends cover for their buds - cheaters normally surround themselves with like minded friends. She could have easily met his friends and they not tell her. Most people don't. Sorry OP - sucks.
niome_fml 9
oh snap. was an sneaky ass
forsook 12
Accidental you deserved it, sorry!
TehButterz 8
Hey, you lost 1 boyfriend... Imagine how it would feel to lose 2 girlfriends at the same time
shannon2348 14
I will never understand how you could not have picked up on something. He obviously spent time with her. where did you think he was? ydi