Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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Top comments
shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
hahalifesucks 0
Wow really I think #8 said it all. After 2 years you really should have known, unless you became the secret one when he met the one you caught him with. Gotta wonder how long they've been "together". But plot revenge it is only fun and rewarding
Froppo 0
YDI for being such a complete idiot... 2 years?! Props to him, your an epic fail.
eliz3 0
You must be incredibly stupid to go out with someone for 2 years without realising something as huge as that was up. Or, this is made up. Either way I don't like you.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
You're a judgmental bitch. Or just an attention *****. Either way I don't like you.
FoundManyLemons 0
"You should know, we've been ******* for 2 years $EXBFNAME!" DTMFA.
FMLFAN1 0
I hope you grabbed his drink and poured it all over him!
HeyHoHeyHo_fml 0
She didnt say he cheated for 2 years she dated him for 2 years he could have recently started cheating.
LivyGirl0611 9
But the FML implies that SHE was the one he was cheating with, not the one being cheated on.
tiltwrestler 0
Girls are an odd bunch... They're intensely attracted to "tough guys", who don't "play by the rules"... But then they act indignant and genuinely surprised when they get "cheated" on! ========================= Crazy world, aint it?
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
ouch
thisishilarious 0
damn, dude got talent
russianspy1234 11
@27 yeah notice a lot of FML posts like that