Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I had cheated on her. She didn't tell or get mad, oh no. She looked at me for a few seconds then burst out laughing and called me a liar. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
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Comments (191)
kamikaze_fml 0
HAHA, well its true.. FIRST!!!!!OMG ROFLCOPTER LOLZZZZ MAD!!!!!!!@1111@1khrjo32hyuroi2hyroiu3 DJKLQGHE;RWOQHG;TOEUHWQTGOUEWHQGOHEO;WANGVDNAFO;DSAFDAS
KuntUsee69 0
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I feel bad you had to put up with her... but all in all, you still love her. Right?
krankypoptart 0
wow.
farmgirl 3
well technically ...
panda_rectum 0
Well, what exactly did she do then? Is she a dried up old hag? And if she did the ol Cleveland Steamer, i wouldn't consider that cheating. Thats good old fashioned fun. :P
Jaywin 3
Kids nowadays with their different rules of what constitutes cheating... Different area code - not cheating Over the clothes touching - not cheating Kissing with no tongue - not cheating I was drunk and don't remember - not cheating etc... It's so sad but don't worry though. Karma will get her back.
killdozer1 2
And non-kids who believe in some supernatural force that makes sure that any bad actions will bite you in the ass by completely unrelated means.
ninjakitty254 23
Karma is explained by science, every action has an equal reaction. Chances are something is gonna happen to the bitch, and it's not gonna be pretty.
TehButterz 8
Seriously 193? that's not explaining karma, it explains force
steph_darling 0
since when is that not cheating? xD and #5, a hot carl is even less of cheating cos there's plastic inbetween
Demon_Squirtle 0
That has to be the worst excuse ever I would say dump her ass, but five years is a really long time and I imagine it would be hard. But still. If my girlfriend used that excuse on me for something so immature and stupid on her part, I would be furious.
Shihaby 0
That's a great excuse. "I didn't cum THAT hard so it's not really cheating."
_lanaaa 0
Oh wow... That is f'd...