Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, a girl introduced herself to me with the line, "Hi, I'm Anna. I have a boyfriend." FML
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hauptubel 0
What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
FreddyLunch 0
What a PIMP.
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FreddyLunch 0
What a PIMP.
Ughsucks 0
Meh... if she's ugly she has no reason to complain.
fmlfmlfml15 0
Give him 5 seconds to start laughing and say "just kidding", and if he doesn't, introduce your foot to his ass.
trakus 0
HAHA
Zhejan 0
Look at the bright side, at least your boyfriend is getting some ass
canucksrule88 0
four scoops of ass
Philosophic 0
And.. you didn't dump him? If you didn't YDI for being a simple-minded tool.
anonnie 0
Hahaha ouch.
MagicMeds 0
wow these cheaters are getting lazier and lazier
hauptubel 0
What a dumbass. I hope you dumped that tool.
ashblueeyez14 0
HE IS A ASSHOLE dump him
Cristaderzi 0
Ehhh what trash he is Id dump him if you value both Your dignity,AND the pride of all us girls that share society with you....
nerdgirlagogo 0
Dump him....
a1mostevi1 0
at least he said girlfriend
notanhoaxer_fml 0
Beware not to finish like one of those http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22517
lem0n_fml 0
Maybe he's a polygamist.
rukusrazor 0
Reply with "Nice to meet you *insert name*, mother of my ex." and leave.