Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
Oh dear I hope your ex doesn't think you planned this out of revenge :S
drake1138 21
I'm curious as to how you handled the tip :/
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Comments (66)
SharnaaaBanana 22
Oh dear I hope your ex doesn't think you planned this out of revenge :S
HarshD9619 34
"Today my ex came with her new boyfriend to the restaurant where I serve. They reported me to my manager for apparently spitting in their food and left without tipping me. I might get fired. FML"
stingray112 24
Yeah he most likely DOESENT know that your ex works there unless your just insinuating that you Bg is a jerk
dfair1987 16
#44 I remember that fml it is very similar to this one
Hiktmae 20
I feel bad for your boyfriend, he probably feels really bad :c
drake1138 21
I'm curious as to how you handled the tip :/
underthesea12 24
Just the tip?
Mauskau 36
What about the shaft?
salamancer 11
Dang. You went there.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Hopefully you ended on a good note with your ex, if not I would be a bit concerned about your food from the time span that he has with it.
Miss_Chevious 37
you should check your food for spit....
Duriexp 20
Yeah, he totally spat in their food.
patrickeli 15
Pretty sure he spat in one, if not both, of your plates.
SgtofHell 8
It sucks to see your ex again and have him as your waiter, but it has its advantages. You can let him work his ass off for you two 3:)
Ki11erC 18
Ass, hmm I wonder what we could find there as some seasoning for he food.
foxwasalamb 24
is anybody else thinking of the movie "Waiting"?
GoldFishPony 21
I'm not sure how much of an effect this might have, but how long ago did you two break up and how long have you been dating your current boyfriend?
michael_wells831 16
It honestly shouldn't matter unless you're on bad terms or still have feelings for him
Joshwarrior 39
Exactly what I was thinking unless there is a complicated history I don't see a problem. Hell I get along with my exes and so does my gf :/ as long as there was no malice from the bf or ex the only one who seems to have a problem is the op. But then again we don't know the whole story.
Ichiya 29
In point of fact most humans are selfish and acts of supposed good will is only done to benefit them. It may seem cynical but as it is said in the poemTerence this is stupid stuff " Luck’s a chance, but trouble’s sure, I’d face it as a wise man would, And train for ill and not for good."
Juggalette_623 9
How would he know that?