Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been seeing another girl behind my back. The kicker is that he told her I was his lazy sister and had just moved in. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Top comments
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
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Comments (209)
Death_to_my_life 0
suuuure she is... lol
xGet_Over_It 0
*slap your brother's face* "Who's THIS bitch?"
xXCherrryBombXx 6
he could just be having dinner with a friend..? guys can have other friends who are girls.
star_ver 0
Wow, OP, way to fail at life. YDI.
ryguy1997 0
Exactly. NEVER make assumptions.
ZleveL 0
I ****** HATE girls like this! then when you walk in on her having sex with some dude she says "oh it not how it looks" and she expects you to forgive her -.- that's why I stick with my xbox and mw2.
3Chris28 0
233 - Lolzorz.
FurryRocks 10
223 I agree with you completely .
Katt1 0
Why would you slap him before you ask who the girl is? YDI.
ISellHerbs 0
It's his HALF-sister. 9/10 times it isn't your sister, your half sister, or your cousin. I think you all are just too caught up with the actions of the girl. Switch half-sister to second girlfriend and the FYL and YDI flip flop.
uscscreenwriter 0
Of course we're caught up on the actions of the girl. She slapped her boyfriend because he was at a DINER and having CONVERSATION. Nothing at all about that implies cheating. I hope he breaks up with her.
CaptainBaconMan 0
Exactly, even if it wasn't anyone related to him. Just because you have a girlfriend it doesn't ban you from social interaction with other women.
americayay 0
My husband's half sister is a little Mexican girl. In 10 years, she will be a beautiful grown woman and they will look nothing alike with his blue eyes and blonde hair . It's completely plausible that this really IS his half sister and the OP is a lunatic for slapping him over nothing.
AMMM 0
Yeah holy shit. Heaven forbid... 99% of my friends are guys, if my fiance ever freaked out on me because I was hanging out with one of them I would be furious beyond words, whether he had previous met them or not. It's called TRUST.
MisfireCU 0
Somebody has serious trust issues.
intotheblue 0
Exactly. And jumping to conclusions and being jealous and violent and... I could go on and on... YDI and you'd deserve it if he broke up with you too.
24788 7
YDI - Why would you just slap her?
MisfireCU 0
I think you need to reread.
24788 7
Oh my bad, but still why just slap him?
my_fml_account 2
Overreact much?
rukiafujioka 0
Wow. I feel bad for your boyfriend. You're a horrible girlfriend with major trust issues. YDI.
patrickhb 0
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Trust issues don't necessarily make her a terrible girlfriend. She could be lovely in every other way, and just have been betrayed by guys in the past. Whilst she should have given him a chance, you can't just write her off.
NoozeHound 0
Dignity issues probably do make for a terrible girlfriend though. Walks into restaurant shouts and lashes out. No class. No dignity. Some flavour of mental health issue to by the sounds of it.
therealmike 0
Frankly, having her hit me for no good reason would be an automatic disqualification, much as it would be if I had hit her.
Loser390 0
#33: You mean the way she wrote him off?
bexox 0
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STOP USING THE WORD "WHILST" TRYING TO SOUND SMART
alex_vik 1
People do use the word "whilst" dumbass. OP: You're a bitch. I hope he dumped you right there. What if it was just a friend too? Are you the only girl he's allowed to know? YDI in every way possible.
bexox 0
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I know people use the word whilst. It's just obnoxious. Do you ever see that in a book? No, you probably don't read them :) Just bad writing.
12frisbees 0
I agree!
genius_man16 1
Oh yeah. It's terrible writing when people have a bigger vocabulary. That statement makes you seem really thick. 'Thick' is a synonym for stupid by the way. Just so ya know. I think i'm going to go take a shower whilst my downloads are going. DOHOHOHOHO
pernicat 0
Stop typing in all caps to make it seem like you are yelling.
BenLarge1 0
Quit with that "I need rules to show me how to type" bullshit.
varkey 7
176... Whilst is a fairly commonly used word, and yes it appears in many books. In what way it is obnoxious? I think you're the obnoxious one, jumping on somebody's post for no apparent reason.
sarahgrace4 0
it's in a ton of books dumbass
SPN_lover666 27
#176, I read a lot of books and yes whilst is used in a lot of books. I suggest you start reading books above a third grade reading level and educate yourself
lyndis_fml 0
I hope he breaks up with you if he hasn't already. he deserves better.
xEmGai 0
Haha, classic (;
your_face 15
Yeah, classic... in an "I'm-pretty-sure-I've-heard-this-before" kind of a way.
crashtest1205 0
trust issues much?