Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
I_am_stupid_also 6
"Oh, I just came over to mention that the doctor still doesn't know what kind of rash I have."
Jezlovespink 5
But instead say "oh thats how u gave me that std!!!, thanks assface, btw first I caught u having sex with that guy now this???"
judgeymcjudge 0
I really hoped you made it very clear to the girl just who you were. For both your sakes. Then maybe a drink in the face for effect or something. I'm feeling dramatic tonight. FYL and hers. But do not wallow, my child. Seek revenge. It is much more productive.
TheRussianNavy 11
You are amazing.
Tehalon 0
Now you should have hot lesbian sex with his other gf and let him walk in on that and then both dump him. Ofcourse kick him out right after the two of you did that, don't let him enjoy the vieuw to long.
judgeymcjudge 0
Seriously, people, I gotta ask: What is with all the comments (not just here, scattered throughout FML in general) that automatically assume the girl was wrong to think she was in a relationship?! Any time anyone posts something about having caught their partner cheating, at least a handful of people end up responding with something like "Well, if he was with someone else, you OBVIOUSLY weren't dating and must have got your signals crossed. YDI for being an idiot." What the hell? Why are you all so determined to believe people don't cheat, they just two-time?? Is this a culture trend I am just unaware of??
i_luv_puppies 1
Haha! #12 we're be good friends! =)
dr1v3n 0
can you tell me how he managed to do that and get around holidays? i could really use that since i'm looking for a little side action myself... are you free this weekend?
jm88 0
YDI it for... running up to your boyfriend when he.. I got nothing. FYL.
wallythedolly 0
DAMN, that's harsh. On a side note, that guy is sly as **** if he could get away with that for two whole years.
rukusrazor 0
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
tick_tock 0
i'm sorry that is terrible. What an asshole. You should have made a scene.