Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
BLIND00 0
woweeeeeeeeeeeeee, **** HIS life. douche. I'm so sorry btw. :,(
cefarix 5
He has an identical twin.
wordgirl 0
Yeah, #59, you're confusing things. We're saying that she thought she was the main gf. He denied knowing her to the MAIN gf when she saw them together. Your case is different. If he was two-timing you, chances are the other woman didn't see him enough to think he was all hers.
utdftw 0
wow, you're pretty stupid aren't you hunny
Kyzomo 0
lmao wow
ThatDarnBandit 0
54: Oh please we all know you are a virgin, living in your mothers basement. Sucks for you OP.
Kitty34_fml 0
That really sucks. You should have said personal things about him (his middle name, where he lives, his favourite TV show, etc) so the other girl would know you're not some crazy lady claiming to be his girlfriend.
_eazyE 0
ditto 68
AntiChrist7 0
that you don't notice it for 2 years + you choose an ass as boyfriend= YDI
noclevername 0
#27: aw. Someone thinks that he's a nice guy who's entirely blameless in his ability to get women, doesn't he? Unlike you, I lack the authority to speak for each and every one of the ~3 billion women on the planet. BUt the ones who will seek out 'bad boys' who will walk all over them usually have horrible self-destructive issues. The ones who try to 'tame' bad boys are control freaks, or have some silly notion of romance, or want a project, not a boyfriend. For my own part, I think bad boys are fine as friends - granted, not very good ones as they can get a little grating, but fun enough. In a boyfriend, though, an attention-seeking brat who needs to show off how he's a REBEL who just DOESN'T GIVE A **** is incredibly annoying (This is why it's best to be friends with them in small doses). Fair play to people who can look past the annoying, but as I said, those people aren't interested in a boyfriend first and foremost. #37: omg u r so random. I wish i cud b random jus lyk u. ololololol geddit? Don't go around saying you're trying to be zany. Ever. Please. In fact, don't go around trying to be zany. If you're trying, it means you're doing it wrong and looking for attention.