Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
_a_through_z 0
This is just like the "you ARE the other guy" FML. That sucks D: No one should deserve that.
tiltwrestler 0
#44: I AM the bad guy most girls go after... I really just don't get why they go after me, and other tough guys. Cuz they know what we're going to do, or at least they should by now... And to the other guy, yeah I think you're right about girls trying to tame us! dude thats pretty sick, i never thought of that.... cuz when i look back, every time a girls tamed me, or i really "fall for her" and stop being me and start trying to make her happy more than just me... she sorta loses interest. Hmmm lesson learned from this: 1) girls want to tame you, 2) girls lose interest once you're tamed, 3) the key is not to ever let them think they've totally tamed you! Ah i learn something new evry day
theblueone4 0
wow. douchebaaaaaag. dump him IMMEDIATELY.
syndeelou 0
dang...that sucks
jdaw2552 0
Yeah, you would automatically go up to the person and ask "Who is she". I think you would go up and say Hi, if you had been dating 2 years. And in that two years, none of his friends ever hinted to you about the other girl, he never took you out to parties? Or to meet his family?
emomie 0
What is two years the magic time for these "secret girlfriend" FML's? I've seen like 3 of these lately and they were all with people dating two years.
k3ll3igh 0
Omg that's awful, I'm so sorry. I dated a guy for a year and he was two-timing me with another girl. I'm definitely not an idiot, and he knew my family very well, I knew his family very well, so whoever says that "it can't happen unless she's dumb & was a booty call" - yes, it can. Hang in there, that's his loss for losing a girl that was actually faithful to him.
sublime87 0
#54- Every girl wants that guy who's a tough guy but really a softie inside, or ends up falling super hard for her and they end up happy and blah blah blah. But you tough guys shouldn't think that all girls want to "tame" you, they just want to be the girl that stops you in your tracks.
BaldOuting 0
yeah how could you think this is a "serious" bf for 2 years when you are the other gf. i know this dude is not that smart or slick to pull that off...
Zoa_fml 0
If it had been you at dinner with him and the other girl had come over I'm sure the same thing would have happened! Either way that guy is a HUGE douche!!