Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Schizomaniac 24
You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.
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Comments (69)
Schizomaniac 24
You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.
moonstarbabe6383 0
haha definitely
MAGNAVOX 0
You should call him and invite him for hot sex, when he arrives do the same to him. See how he likes it.
Icyyy 0
I agree with 24 <3
impatientkarma 0
Lmao.
EffinAhole 0
#1 win! lol
lol_ironic_life 9
#24 Comment is WIN hehe. dump his sorry behind girl :)
BlackMoon_fml 9
Hahaha. That is a superb idea!
writergirl23 19
It wudnt work. What I'd do is say I 4got my phone n use his to call the gf and tell her >:D
snippit 18
#1. Best comment!
dswhite85 11
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
busted23 0
first fail
illmatic2 16
Haha I love it when idiots like you fail miserably.
skalyan 0
#1 was just joking..
HahaHokayThen 10
haha what'd he say? it was moderated.
HahaHokayThen 10
Hahahah ohh that would make sense
bassdredd 2
lmao! fyl that dude fails
SixDeuce 0
Ouch
Arsonnist 3
Could have been his mom.
gigilvrs6 0
Make sure you dump the man ***** :P
lalliepop123 0
haha sucks 4 u!!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.
mrahhhhh 21
BF: Why are you here, I meant my other girlfriend? OP: Oh ok never mind then have fun. By the way you have a stain in your crotch. BF: "looks down" OP: "kick to the nuts" We're through bitch! Good luck using your junk tonight!
moonstarbabe6383 0
hahaha i love this!!!! i might have to use it sometime
sv143nc 2
awesome response :) he totally deserves a kick in the balls
W4X 0
You my friend are a level 35 Rambo. Another epic comment and you are leveled up to a level 36 Rambo!
XDsmile 0
lmfao <3
xXSillyLoveXx 0
LMFAO ! thank you and goodnight;P
541MedfazWcM 0
13 win!!