Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the local street fair and ran into my boyfriend of five years. He was with his girlfriend of ten years. We both had no idea about each other. His family knew we both existed, and never said a word. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
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shoeofallcosmos 0
How could you be duped for two years?
wordgirl 0
That would mean that you have not met his family or spent enough time or holidays with him to know something was up. You would not know his friends well, you would not be going out in public much, and you would not be having him over to your family's for holidays or anything. YDI if you thought a regular booty-call was a relationship.
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Comments (117)
candy1169 0
Not worth it what a asshole... men think just cause they have a penis that they can walk all over us.. but thats y there are ****** **** men
kissmeimkati 0
C'mon, she wasn't necessarily the secret for 2 years (although I could believe that happening too). Maybe he only started dating the other girl fairly recently but was more serious about her. That sucks no matter how it happened.
mrL201 0
omgomg that same exact thing happened to me. i totally feel for you girl :] im not trippen : it sucks
Luv4pink1721 0
Yeahhh 2 years is kind of a long time not to notice ANYTHING, but then again. some guys are good at the game.. Did you at least throw the water in his face or slap him or something?
uchihasasuke 0
Would u like some cum with that dick?
ohhhhshizzz 0
I think this is how they did it: The OPs 'boyfriend' bought both on holidays [seperate times] told the family they had broken up and kept doing that every holiday or only went to THEIR family's house. And no, not everyone needs to spend the holidays together.
billybob171717 0
tell the whole ****** story maybe he did that cuz u were so stupid u couldn't find that out for 2 years ya dumb bitch
lillypilly35 0
kick his arse!!
Eccentric_Ray 0
WIN AHAHA XD
Staige40 0
sorry bout that, some guys are just jerks