Anonymous
Lynchburg, United States
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kat
Reserved
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
JG
Melbourne, United States
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
shockedgirl
United States
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Bridget
Orangeville, Canada
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
UglyApparently
United Kingdom
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Top comments
rebeccac12 18
maybe he thought you would have a girlfriend?
Googolman 29
I think there's probably a higher chance of you having a boyfriend than him having a girlfriend.
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Googolman 29
I think there's probably a higher chance of you having a boyfriend than him having a girlfriend.
ChaiseT 16
what if he's gay
redcode5 17
I don't know why u have dislikes, because the OP is gay cuz he is a guy with a boyfriend...
EnJey0 19
People can be real dicks OP. I honestly would have slapped that asshole
TheBiggerBoot 7
Says the person willing to slap someone over a dumb comment.
Theheckisgoingon 4
Terrible play on words...
Muppet_B 3
Congratulations on your new relationship that's great! Unfortunately the world is full of micro aggressive dicks. This likely won't be the last or worst comment you hear.
142asdfqq 14
*Aggressive micro dicks
xxDeeStar 27
Been there. It is painful like hell. But remember one thing, nothing that comes out of the mouth of this stupid classmate is relevant. Their contribution to the world is zero. So screw them. I would have probably said "Yeah ME bitch". But again, ignoring them or giving them the "you're so stupid" look would probably be good enough. I will never understand people who go out of their way to deliberately hurt someone. It literally takes effort. Like.. Why? You have to be a very shitty person. Either way, you stay strong OP.
rebeccac12 18
maybe he thought you would have a girlfriend?
SecundusSecunda 27
Yea, I agree #5 I read this FML as his classmate being surprised that the OP was gay, rather than him being surprised at his "ability" of having a significant other
UpUpUpUrs 6
Exactly my thoughts. F OP's L for not understanding his friend.
DoomedGemini 38
It's still a kinda rude way to react to finding out, especially if op was just trying to mention it in conversation in an attempt not to have it be a huge deal.
Tripartita 45
"Oh shit, I was thinking of somebody else! Don't you hate it when you think you're a completely different person and in a relationship?" –Nobody ever
MissPanda85 5
Don't know why you got so many thumbs down lol
Tripartita 45
"Integer overflow" is a problem programmers encounter where a number becomes larger than the space allotted for it. Imagine the score in an old video game looping back to zero, but if the integer is signed (positive or negative), it loops to a negative number. That's not what happened here, but it's a fun fact.
missa8604 26
That guy was a total jerk. Enjoy your relationship and don't worry about what people think!
cuz803 46
He's just jealous. Be proud OP
qteabutt 12
Its okay, he's just lonely, his hand will make himself feel better later on.
roaf 13
That's when you ask where his girlfriend went